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It perpetually bothers me that we’ll never have an Alan Watts episode of @joerogan. This one grievance encompasses so many things I struggle with about life. 😂

@blockbuster @netflix Okay, yeah sure. But also, you failed to buy Netflix when you could have and now we don't have you AND we're stuck with them. Thanks a heap.

A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix

Unpopular opinion: Black pepper is not a flavor. It's a flavor blocker. The worst kind. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

This whole Gus thing tells me that a lot of us probably just need to cry more often. If you imagine that the people mocking him are elementary school kids on a playground, it sounds a lot like when we're just jealous someone can express that openly and we feel like we can't.

A dating app, but instead of mirror selfies and clever bios, people have to choose whether or not to match with you based on a random snapshot of your current Amazon "Saved for later" list with no context.

@Oatmeal @whatonnetflix Please make us a Roaring Kittens game variant. Can include diamonds and bananas, but please no paper. Players must either wear a red or tan headband, and once the kitten roars, bandaids and sunnies must be applied. $GME

‘Exploding Kittens’ Animated Netflix Series Sets July 12th, 2024 Release Date (via @whatonnetflix) whats-on-netflix.com/news/exploding…

Okay, but has anyone of record ever actually thrown a baby out with the bath water...?

@stuthewise I've decided the best way to make peace with this dilemma is to just enjoy the rearranging for myself because I like to, not as a personal comment on whoever loaded the dishes before. Just cause it eases some strange anxiety that no one should have to begin with.

My love language is not rearranging the dishwasher in front of you.

@REDROMINA By 8AM yesterday, I had: - done an IR sauna and red light session - stretched - got ready for work - fed the dog - caught up on Slack messages By 8AM today, I had: - snoozed the alarm twice Settling into big new habits is non-linear, which is okay, too.

By 8 AM I have: - Hydrated - Made the bed - Worked out - Taken a cold shower - Cooked breakfast - Eaten breakfast - Gotten dressed/makeup - Meditated - Done a daily standup w/ accountability group What's your excuse for not hitting your goals? 🤨

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@stuthewise @pulte Yeah. And if the math is confusing, several people in the comments explain it. It's predatory and should be criminal. So many better ways of doing this or at least forcing better understanding of the ramifications before these young people commit their whole lives to it.

@pulte Legal indentured servitude in perpetuity. Massive debt that can be taken on when you've only been able to legally drive for a couple years, with no set term and no education on ramifications, at an age when kids are desperate to prove independence? It's criminal.

@AshRuns100s I'm the slouchy handicapped gazelle running in kinda matching Lulu from last decade that I bought secondhand off eBay and trail shoes from 8 years ago with 700 miles on them cause I really like the colors and they don't sell them anymore... Some dreams live in the middle? 🤷🏻‍♀️ idk

sometimes I feel I have potential to become the put together woman running gracefully in matching Lulus & stuff.. but then I remember I’m the woman barreling thru the woods like freakin Shrek in shorts from last decade & a 1995 camp T some dreams just aren’t meant to be ig

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@MattiHaapoja I think the blue check used to mean way too much. Now, it means very little. It's just a profit model masquerading as validation. Being able to verify for followers that there's a real human behind your account shouldn't cost money every single month.

How do you guys feel about so many creators, celebrities etc. complaining about their blue check mark? Be honest 😊

@BillyYang @semi_rad I have this book in my office. It's delightful.

The fiancée put this book in our bathroom at our new place. Is this the ultimate tip(ee) of the cap for an author? @semi_rad 🙏🏼

@BillyYang Normal if you ask me. I'm dreading it. It feels so wrong. I did some research to see if there are vets who do it like a vasectomy instead and they do exist, but it's likely more expensive. We may do that so he can maintain normal anatomy and hormones.

I'm feeling an extraordinary amount of guilt and anxiety around my dog's neutering appointment tomorrow. 🍒✂ Tell me this is normal.

If y'all are seeing this in your feed, it's NOT a UFO. It's just another plane flying in the other direction. This is how it frequently looks when that happens. I have a dozen of my own videos like this I can show you. Don't perpetuate the idea that it's a UFO. It's not.

My toxic trait is stressing about not having enough routine or predictability and then complaining life feels like a hamster wheel the moment I finally get into a rhythm.