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People who say Americans have no culture should be required to study the Poptart Bowl and the ritual sacrifice of a mascot for the winner of an American fottball game
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Fancy Panda
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Fancy Panda
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An ever suffering Philly sports fan. Certified Taco Bell hater. Earn the sunrise. Full bore and into the abyss.
The Void Katılım Kasım 2011
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Because it is a biological failure obviously
Gavin Hales@gmhales
Why do schools reward kids with 100% attendance as if being ill is somehow a moral failure?
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You right, we didn't because if I did I would simply be dead
Lil Rico ⑨@IAmLilRico
Ain’t no way we used to call our mom’s job every 30mins requesting to speak to her…😭💀
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@ShamsCharania The rule was made for Joel Embiid. Everyone was ok with it penalizing Joel Embiid.
Now that Shai, Jokic, and Cade all had points this season where it seemed they may not be eligible, it’s a major issue.
News flash: it’s always been a major issue. A very stupid rule.
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Because fuck the gun to my head, that's why
Raven@Ravenismeee
Gun to your head name a reason to live
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@ianfromphilly It could, it would just be prohibitively priced
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you can't convince me that a plane that's entirely 1st class spacing/seat design couldn't be profitable
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Here are 5 menswear outfits to make recruitment officers think you're 43 🧵
Leading Report@LeadingReport
BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42.
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@ianfromphilly A bad news beer because it really picks you up while you're down
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airport beer is a god tier beer. in no particular order, the best beers are:
- shower beer
- airport beer
- first beer of the weekend
- ballpark beer
- wedding beer (open bar only)
- grill beer
- campfire beer
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@daFalligator Then you just have to RKO her to assert dominance
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Guys my mom and I booked a couples massage on our cruise bc it’s cheaper than two singles but I’m scared, what if they try to make us kiss??? :-/
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I'm going to get a lot of heat for this, but most mashed potatoes. I also hate green peas
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk
I didn’t even know this was a thing. Texture vs. taste: have you ever disliked a food purely because of how it feels, even though the flavor was actually good?
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Bruh tell me how the lady of the couple who sat next to me at this beach bar was half Egyptian and we might be distant cousins 😂
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Loved when they announced Gritty and most locals hated it at time until the Penguins and other outsiders started hating on him and everyone was like whoa whoa whoa excuse us?????? Was a beautiful moment watching the Philly community come together
gritty’s burner (#tradetippett)@letsgoflyairs
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This is what I look like with a hat so I get it
angie@hotsoggi
why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing
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@camerooned_ @ksullzz Depantsing the 3 Musky doesn't seem so bad now, huh?
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