Fando Norris

@fandonorris Well clearly they were doing enough for a state-funded war? Your boys were either hammered or sent out with shit instructions on how to kill a giant turkey

Sorry, who lost a war to birds? We almost killed our national bird subconsciously and you failed to do it when you made it a state policy. I think the only way the Kangaries win anything is if they dress the Emus up in outfits. Clearly they're the master race of Australia.

@cyromasan78133 @PickensGoat A man of culture I see

@fandonorris @PickensGoat Buddy I got a plethora of them in my slur closet. That one's on the house though, no hard feelings about you, you just made my banter too weird for me not to ask the question on if you're taking what ya spit or not

You lost a war to a bird

@cyromasan78133 They weren’t particularly doing much here, I think we may have just been grumpy and poorly skilled

@fandonorris They're not being a nuisance to me, besides I don't typically go trying to shoot up emus typically. They do have wildlife populations here in my state though and they're not fucking around with anything.

@FetusberryJam You keep telling yourself that, just ask daddy Iran for permission first

worse than losing a war to birds? nah

@cyromasan78133 @PickensGoat Ding ding, got the yanks favourite slur out of you, I’m just here dancing on your nerves 💃

@fandonorris @PickensGoat What??? No?? The fuck you talking about with this "Who's your daddy" bullshit, are you a faggot? You like getting dick, squidward?

@ChampionLigma @PStConservative You’d know

@fandonorris @PStConservative what a bitch thing to say

We Americans never realized you Aussies were such whiney little bitches until now.

@ChampionLigma @PStConservative Cool story, I’m sure there is pointing classes online

@fandonorris @PStConservative i cant point and youre still a bitch

@ChampionLigma @PStConservative Yet you don’t know how to point

@fandonorris @PStConservative it mean to point at you because youre a bitch

@BootyCommando @ku_grant Haha ok I rate that comment

@fandonorris @ku_grant Wasn’t my call. The new boss said “take out those trans mice” and we had to flip a coin.

Sources tell me Australia is illegally developing a nuclear weapons program

@ChampionLigma @PStConservative The finger points at both your username and display picture, not me

@fandonorris @PStConservative bitch 👆🏼

@ChampionLigma @PStConservative Taking it like a bitch is certainly a choice, jokes aren’t a dick, you don’t have to take them so hard

@fandonorris @PStConservative being a bitch is not banter

@mack_a_d00 @ku_grant All the ones that have beaten you going back to 1992 onwards?

@fandonorris @ku_grant Ask the arab gulf countries.

@BootyCommando @ku_grant I already knew you hated cancer research from all the cuts you’ve made to its funding because you can’t understand the different between transgenic and transsexual mice, thank you for confirming it

@fandonorris @ku_grant We’re bombing your capital and a cancer research center. Then you can have your $300B

@cyromasan78133 @PickensGoat Still cost less than what you’ve given Iran sooo are they your daddy now?

@fandonorris @PickensGoat Wrong, you've paid tribute to the Emus ever since and they're deified as the National Bird of Australia. Your relationship with them, it's basically the Ancient Egyptians and Cats.

@ChampionLigma @PStConservative It’s called banter, you should try it some time, other countries can take it without having a fit.

@fandonorris @PStConservative you are the one talking sh!t unprovoked we know who is the triggered party here

@TermiteTeu1785 @PStConservative It’s like fishing 🎣

@fandonorris @PStConservative

@Nickomcchean @PStConservative You think we are out of the World Cup? You think we like soccer? I haven’t no doubt you’re better at being gay than us, didn’t need soccer to prove that Nicholas.

@fandonorris @PStConservative Still kicked your asses out of the World Cup. We're even better than you at your own gay sports.

@XrayPC @PStConservative Bud you haven’t won a war since 1991 and you’re paying Iran $300B to open a little waterway they only closed because you bombed them… we didn’t pay the emus anything so who’s the real losers?

@fandonorris @PStConservative All we gotta do is remind you of the emu wars to remind you how shit yall are lol. Soft ass country... founded by UK prisoners just to be soft years later hahahahah

@contemnor @PStConservative We were dog shit in the first half, I already knew that so not sure what you think you’re gotcha moment here is?

@fandonorris @PStConservative Own-goaled as an opening move. "We were soft-pedalling!" Of course you were, sweetie.