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@ByrnePip @JaneCaro Despise our prime minister. But it is his job - not hers, my husband doesn't come to my work meetings and vice versa.

Does anyone else find it strange that Jenny Morrison is rarely seen in public. Jill Biden has headed to COP26, but Jen hasn't???

@annaspargoryan Am married to and am mother of scorpios - Intensisty everywhere

God I love Scorpio season. Hello, fellow emotion tornadoes.

@rhodri Yes! Washing drying and putting away the processor cancels out any time saved by just using a knife or grater.

@annaspargoryan 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

@fanny_logan Ughh! Please let it be over soon

How can there even be this much hayfever

@brendanmc84 Ohh well done!

I edited Josh's video for #FreedomDay / #MelbourneUnlocked to make it more watchable. #auspol #AuspolSoCorrupt #VoteJoshOut

@JoshFrydenberg Hey josh- get fucked

Congratulations, Victoria. After 77 days, we’re reopening & not looking back. Thank you health workers for supporting our community. Thank you small business owners for supporting your staff. Thank you teachers for supporting your students. Thank you to every Victorian.

@DaveMilbo Thank you Dave, you are wonderful x

Here's me. "263 days later" theshot.net.au/general-news/2…

@fuzzi_mcapples @bhakthi I second this- batches of frozen mirepoix are a gift to your future self.

What would you do with a lot of carrots! Carrot soup not an option as I simply do not like it.

@davidjovanov @ScottMorrisonMP Dude I have two degrees - you do not speak for me.

@ScottMorrisonMP I think I speak for all educated people in being thankful we don’t have a labor government, based on the performance of labor states in relation to vax rates we would be miles behind. Well done.

We did it! ✅ 70% of Australians aged 16+ are now fully vaccinated against COVID. Thank you, Australia. Now let’s bring this home across the country and hit the 80% target in the National Plan so we can continue to safely reopen and stay safely open.

@rwillingham @migga There has to be a time and date for the lifting of lockdown. No matter when it is people will Moan how it doesn't suit them. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@louisemcsharry Have just started letting the 8 and 5 year old go together. My big worry is cars

Parents: How old were your children when you let them play on the green/outside your house/whatever without you being there?

@annaspargoryan This is horrific, sending love across the Internet xx

@RonniSalt @JaneCaro Yes! People also use this language around vegan foods- plant based foods. BASED DOESNT mean ALL

It always was meaningless newspeak Almost everything in our lives is "based" on health advice: brushing your teeth, wearing a coat, eating food If I say something's "based" on something it could mean virtually anything I want it to mean People need to be cynical of politispeak

@AmyRemeikis Mac warm soul blush- it's the best

@Myvawny @PollyMaeve I think as that the Pfizer is still only available for the under 60s - the over sixties can not book these appointments - the are only eligible for the AZ

@noplaceforsheep She's been obsessed with schools staying open/ kids going to school from the beginning. She's been tweeting versions of this for 18 months

We seem to be unable to find out from Sales if data she used for her thread on children & COVID is pre Delta. This is perhaps sufficient reason to disregard her posts on this, & consider her motives.

@maevemarsden @_NikkiStevens Both of my children were easier to toilet train than our delightful, gentle, not the brightest spark dog. This is not an exaggeration.

To the people who scoffed when I said having a puppy would be good preparation for having a baby, @_NikkiStevens and I have done a thorough analysis and the first 6 weeks with Dottie was much harder work and much more stressful than Arto has been. I stand by my statement.

@m33chp3ach @RosieisaHolt @slidingndiving None 🤷🏻‍♀️

@RosieisaHolt @slidingndiving You see, I worry about the number of chipped glasses and mugs there must be in the houses of people who don't use a washing-up bowl.

The ONLY good thing about my lovely flatmate @slidingndiving going to Ireland for a month is that I can finally put a bucket in the sink. #ToBucketOrNotToBucket

@vanOnselenP To feel concerned for people in danger and distress does not require any skills in geography.