aaron 🗽

it’s not easy to explain your side of the story when you come in contact with someone who’s so fluent in english 😭😂

When you MEET A PERSON in real life, the fake life they post on the internet becomes 10x funnier.

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you had stopped at the first.

“I clapped for others and now it’s my turn” nyinaa saa somebody buy Jessica Nutella biscuit

Lowkey, Arathejay dey sound like Wendy Shay.

Every day I clean my house, and every day it looks like nobody has cleaned it for months, and I just want to know what’s going on.

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

You are so used to your features. You don't know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

babe is a very crazy name. i prefer you call me commando, killer nkuto, or last killer

I was raised by a mom who deserved a better life than she got, and I carry that deep in my heart.

Normalise being very direct, very straight to the point, and very assertive.

taking phone to school those days was like smuggling drvgs into a country

This girl Dey make I fall smh

Sometimes all you need is a weekend to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

i respect mfs who don't have to spend much to look fly.

And if one day we make it in life we’ll marry the ladies wey make am in life too, no room for nkoso

Shs time life fit make hard make boys go donate blood go take Milo den Nido 😂😂

wode w'ani to nipa so aa, they will keep you stranded

I’m sorry to tell you this, but if you want to go far, you’ve got to leave shame aside and be the most shameless person in the world.

you can never make a complete sentence without a verb...no matter how short or long it is.