Fantom

@iFightForKids @thevivafrei Full on retarded.

@thevivafrei Yes. I fully believe trump was never shot or shot at

Just want to make sure I understand what you were suggesting here @iFightForKids Are you suggesting the Butler assassination attempt was a staged event, and that Trump was in on it? Asking as neutrally as humanly possible, just to make sure I understand what you’re getting at.

@omgsidewalks I remember paying $2.99 for the Indiana Jones theme. My dad found out you could have songs and I had to get What is Love by Haddaway. That was his ringtone from about 1999/2000 until he passed away in 2020. Everytime we hear it "dad's phone is ringing" 😂

Y’all very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like seven years.

@J_Paycheck @CNviolations "damn, I can't count"

@CNviolations “My last relationship was just about sex.”

Let's hear it

@tchall @GunloverClub1 You have to air rack it like they do in competitive. According to the Internet it's really easy.

@GunloverClub1 A couple of questions... what if you're using your other hand to hold off and attacker? What if you don't have the strength to rack a slide that quickly? What if you don't HAVE another working hand? I trust my Glock Safe Action triggers as much as my firearms with "safeties"

I've never heard anyone argue against carrying one in the chamber.

@melissavitelli Same in CA. We've had upper 80s for weeks, then the last 3 days, pouring rain.

Fuck Florida 😆

@nottjmiller Montgomery Burns?

Sometimes as a comedian, we fall out of touch with another comedian. The only thing we really miss are the shared jokes. I was on a TV show, and one of the actors/comedians/improvisers on it was astoundingly funny, and one funny thing we did was make up two sentence songs. 🎶“Will I ever have a swimming pool, will I ever own my own car??”🎶 was our biggest hit. I miss ya MB. For that reason alone.

@thenuc1eus @HYPERMYSTx Don't forget about the banners!

@HYPERMYSTx Yay....chance to get Holosprays, I'll never, EVER use.

100-Pack bundle for 6,700 AC coming on March 24 ‼

@DefiantLs Loved this show. Definitely needed one more season.

Let's see

@alexstein99 @mikerainey82 I dunno man, I don't ever want my medical procedures to be "a little sketch" 😂

@mikerainey82 I did it and it was a little sketch but definitely worth it

For real, if anyone has ever done this, hit me up.

@_PraiseKeK_ @DefiantLs The slimy fuck doesn't even live there. He lives in his mansion in Marin county.

@DefiantLs Whatever happens, I hope they don’t strike here because this is where the mastermind behind all of this lives

FBI: "The FBI has warned police departments here in California that Iran could launch a drone attack somewhere on the West Coast, possibly targeting California. This drone attack could potentially come from an unidentified vessel"

Let's go

@ShitpostGate Well, what did she do?

California Governor Gavin Newsom compared Israel to an “apartheid state” and said America should reconsider its support. Follow: @AFpost

@LibTearCreator1 Look at that alpha male!

Tell me you’re gay without telling me you’re gay…

@AB84 Public auctions suck. You have idiots bidding $10k on a 5k car. Or, you just bought a shit box that needs $5k in repairs.

If you got 10k in cash you go to the car auction, not a car dealership

@weeniearm @CNviolations Are you sure he shouldn't eat both?

@CNviolations Don't eat the pizza or glove. Call the store.

Man says he found a glove inside pizza from Pizza Pizza

@Zinimeani @InternetH0F No. Longer than normal, honestly. 😂

@fantom @InternetH0F Just a quicky? 🤣🤣🤣

Looking back Harley Quinn was about to go wild on bro 😭

@Zinimeani @InternetH0F It was a short clip, but I made it work

@InternetH0F Just think about it, someone jacked off to this.

@FlintIronstag1 @PresidentToguro @Variety 😂😂😂😂😂

@PresidentToguro @Variety

🚨 BREAKING Ian Miles Cheong has been killed by an Iranian missile in Dubai (Source: @Variety)

@therealroseanne @RepRashida @marcywinograd Goddamn, Ratio Roseanne coming in with the heater 😂

@RepRashida @marcywinograd Sorry the terrorists that fund you got killed bro.

In the weeks leading up to the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran, it should come as no surprise that Members of Congress were buying defense stocks. They want to enrich themselves from this death and destruction while sending other families' loved ones off to war. Disgusting.