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fapoooooo
@fapoooooo
Political plumber and Professional analyst.
Katılım Kasım 2022
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@joelampton_ No. Vodka is dogshit. You had to mix it with sugar-juice to want to drink it. Whiskeys are the correct answer.
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Erling Haaland explains why facing England in the World Cup was so special
“It's a special game because I'm born in England. I'm born in Leeds. I could have played for England”
“I've got so many friends on the team and so many English friends as well”
“When I play against Jude, John, Nico and Mark, it's weird because you know them. It’s funny you just look at each other and smile”
“But on the pitch, it's 90 minutes of war against each other”
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@Nigel_Farage British legal citizens you mean. Anyone with a passport.
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@AvonandsomerRob @Sauteedgarlic1 They did care after they were getting shown up
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@Sauteedgarlic1 It was good entertainment but neither side cared. There was no competitive element for the booby prize.
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England v France was such a pointless watch.
A 10 goal snoozefest where it was fixed for Mbappe & Bellingham to break records.
France clearly weren't into it, and our, second string were allowed a few training session goals.
The highlight, or lowlight, depending how you look at it, was Mbappe & Thomas Tuchel laughing & joking as they came out for the second half. Clearly, the England boss was going to let France score a few, then it turned into a kick about, with Jude allowed to break Gary Lineker's 6-goal record.
I do think Henderson is a better stopper than Pickford though.
Not a serious footy match was it?
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@MarioNawfal lol so they shot one down good for them. Took long enough, they still have a pathetic excuse for a military
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🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran just claimed another high-value American target.
Footage appears to show an Iranian missile shooting down a U.S. MQ-9 Reaper over southern Iran yesterday
Each one is worth more than $30 million and one of Washington's most important intelligence and surveillance assets.
Source: @TabzLIVE, Tasnim News / Writers: Mhedi, Ian
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@MarioNawfal I wish US used all this money to improve the livelihood of their citizens instead of funding wars across continents
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@appiecule Really funny match. Let the reserves play, get a bit of experience. Oh wait they're embarrassing the French. Ok let's get our A team on and actually get this game back.
England: look they're trying to nick our win.
Bellingham: Not having that, put me on.
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I genuinely feel sorry for anyone who missed the France vs. England game, because they literally missed one of the greatest spectacles imaginable.
England absolutely tore France apart in the first half. Thomas Tuchel pinned France’s defense back with Rogers, Toney, and Saka, stretched the game through the full-backs and Rashford on the wings, and repeatedly exploited runs in behind the defense. The result? England scored 4 goals in a stunning first-half display.
Deschamps refused to let his France career end in humiliation. He brought on Upamecano, Dembélé, and Barcola, moved Olise into a central role, and everything changed. France fought back to score 4 goals of their own. England responded with 2 more and eventually won 6-4.
A game featuring 10 goals, 14 big chances created, 38 shots, 2 goals after the 90th minute, and a Bukayo Saka hat-trick. This wasn’t just a football game—it was an international football festival.
One of the greatest World Cup games ever played. A game for the history books. ❤️

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@NatyLuna_Luna Ese partido del tercer lugar no tiene sentido.
Se debe eliminar. El tercer lugar debe definirse por diferencia de goles.
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@ca_nordic @awpdaps And drive home a clear 10 under the speed limit
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@awpdaps After an incident like that, I'd turn off the radio and drive home in silence.
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This is the best thing to come out this WC. Calling it now.
👉 𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵_𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝔃𝓮 👈@Angel_Paradize
10 buts en un match… DD est passé par tous les états ! 😰🔥 Visez sa réaction à la fin ! 💀⚽️
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@TouchlineX I was listening to match and when heard penalty, my 1st thought was "Let Saka get his hat trick".
For such a heart breaking WC. some joy eh?
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@twd69 @Footballtweet We can overcome it. We got past the penalty curse. We beat Mexico at the Azteca with 10 men. England overcomes.
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@Footballtweet What he didn’t say was that everytime we get in a positive position in a last stage game we absolutely shit our pants. It’s not a tactics / coaching / player problem. It’s an English mentality that we simply can’t get away from. Doesn’t matter who’s in charge. It’s what we do.
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@realRurouni @Ianianevents No justification for a nuke. That's how you get WW3. Just because America is being shown up.
Nukes ok for America is a way of saying Nukes ok for everyone. Pakistan/Russia have nukes.
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@Ianianevents Guess what motherfucker Trump is fixing to drop a nuclear bomb on your fucking camel dick eating pieces of shit. Say goodbye to your family. Say goodbye to your friends cause you fuckers are about to burn in hell motherfuckers
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@TheChelseaCru @ConnCFC France showed up, they didn't want to he embarrassed further.
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@ConnCFC All this because France didn't show up?
Lagos, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
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If anyone knows who this auditor is, please tag him or let me know for credit. He did exactly what more people should be doing. 👏👏👏
He questioned a female police officer about two migrants impersonating security officers at a migrant hotel. No badges. No licenses. Plus they were dealing with members of the public.
But the police officer didn’t seem interested. She wasn’t willing to challenge them properly or stop it on the spot she seemed content to leave it to the hotel.
How is that acceptable? Public safety matters. If someone is impersonating security, the police should be dealing with it properly, not passing the buck.
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@TouchlineX that’s such a selfless thing to do😭
he wanted saka to have his moment
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@starmorning91 @RonaldCrossPeru That's another part of the conversation definitely. Turning up when it matters, when the pressure is on.
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@RonaldCrossPeru Cuando no te juegas nada es más fácil jugar.
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