Kim Farnham

Samuel Henderson, the autistic student with Tourette syndrome who has a knack for perfectly imitating the sounds of over 50 types of birds.

Never forget when Kyle Busch spotted this fan wearing his hat while driving next to her in traffic 🥹 This is one of the most wholesome interactions you'll ever see.

In 1984, a teenager named Zak Brown appeared on Wheel of Fortune and won $3,050. He spent all the money to buy a go-kart and he went on to become the CEO of McLaren F1 racing.

It's been 5 years since the famous "lawyer cat filter" incident during a Zoom court hearing

The Wizard of Oz turns 87 this year, and back in 1998, critic Rick Polito wrote what might be the greatest one-line TV listing ever for TCM.

@EliMcCann I like the one with the striped shirt.

My husband made me take new headshots for my upcoming book because I've been using the same one for like seven years. I hate pictures of myself. Please just tell me which one of these to use for the back of the book.

@FeralGenXr @john15489 Yes, I think he got pinned between his car and a wall or something. Such a shame...😢

@john15489 I think his car ran him over didn’t it a few years back

Terrifying Moment Woman is Run Over by Her Own Car trib.al/0BBVQ20

@Carriesouto @jim905678 @jessmachadoshow I was worried about his moodiness but I'm beginning to understand it. 😵‍💫

@farnham_kim @jim905678 @jessmachadoshow It is weird to know so much about someone. But she puts it all out there on display. At first I felt badly for her that he was so “moody” but listening to how she treats him I sort of get it. The amount of control she exerts over everyone is toxic!!!

So @jessmachadoshow this morning is complaining that she had to wait 45 min for a skilled seamstress to sew 45 buttons on her daughter’s wedding dress. She said “if this were just me, I would have made her feel very uncomfortable”. Why bitch? Why? Because she made a fucking mistake and then made it better? So if someone makes a mistake, the reaction is to “make them feel uncomfortable”?? See, that’s why you’re a cunt. Oh no. You had to wait. Your fucking subscribers waited 3 fucking months for you to do something THAT THEY PAID FOR and you’re wanting to make a small business owner, a seamstress, a professional “uncomfortable” because you had to wait? Go get a cup of fucking coffee and shove a “sweet treat” down your throat. The world doesn’t revolve around you or your daughter. You’re a piece of shit. You’re an absolute piece of shit. And she thinks $520 is a lot for alterations to a wedding dress. It’s not. I just paid $101 to have a comforter and 5 pairs of pants dry cleaned and you think $500 is a lot for a wedding dress to be altered? Welcome to the real world, bitch. You are disgusting.

@Carriesouto @jim905678 @jessmachadoshow Right?!

@farnham_kim @jim905678 @jessmachadoshow The way she treats him like he is a 5 year old with special needs is something else. I would feign being un “proachable” every day if I were him!

@JesusChryslerII I love Puddles. 💕

Something All Must Witness To Believe For those of you itching to see Puddles the Clown combine The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” with Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues,” this is for you. Enjoy. Or hate. It’s a free country. Well, relatively, anyway.

@KatiePrice @supreme_cbd Welcome to the Uncanny Valley. Almost human. Almost.

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@greendragonhq All true about What'sHisNameThisWeek, but is she our only choice? I don't believe there is any way she can win. I can't stand her and I've been a Democrat my whole life. Just my opinion, of course. 🤷‍♀️

What could Vance possibly run on? He supported starting a war. He supported extending federal debt. He supported cutting taxes for the one percent. He supported cutting aid to the working class. He supported tariffs which has lead to inflation and has not brought back any manufacturing jobs.

@windyhoosier @CatWorkers They do look a little miffed. 😹

@CatWorkers Mine are annoyed when I get out of their bed.

“You let a cat sleep in your bed?” I’d let my cat borrow an electric sander if he asked.

@Hazel_qs This is hilarious! 😹💕

Last semester, my English professor spent an entire lecture complaining that the library charged him for a “lost” book he had already returned. I work at the library, so after class I checked the system. Found the book in under 10 minutes. It was sitting on the shelf the whole time. Someone just forgot to scan it back in. Easy fix. I cleared the fine and emailed my professor: “I’ve taken care of the issue. It shouldn’t bother you anymore.” Professional. Polite. Totally normal. Then I signed the email with my full name. Now, this is important: I have an aggressively Italian last name. The kind of name that sounds like someone either owns a restaurant… or controls the docks. The next class, my professor looked at me completely differently. Not scared. Just… respectful. By the end of the week, my classmates stopped using my real name. They started calling me: “The Librarian Mafia.” One guy even whispered: “The family handled it.” Honestly? Best nickname I’ve ever had.

😂🤣😂, 🐶

@RacingWhat @ThatEricAlper 💕

@ThatEricAlper That my parents liked me

What is the weirdest thing you believed as a kid?

36 years ago tonight, the greatest sitcom ending ever, premiered. Newhart (1990)

Joel Murray talking about his brother Bill Murray making them miss a Grateful Dead concert they had tickets for in the '70s is honestly one of the best stories I've ever heard. Enjoy.