FAT INTERN

yes... that's my cousin.... my cousin FRANGO.... he didn't make it into fatso... he didn't get the job... he has no job and a family (of diecisiete)... he is sad... here is his eth address in case you want to help him out: 0xd8da6bf26964af9d7eed9e03e53415d37aa96045 WDYT

@aashatwt vibe coding + drinking + driving 👏👏👏

now i can finally code while i drive

@Shitcoin_Surfer no

Is anyone actually making money on shitcoins right now?

@DaffyHellman jarvis make a sanguchito

it's jarvis man it's actually jarvis in real life

@Parsley3D @fatsolutionsxyz that's true

You can ask anyone who has come to @fatsolutionsxyz offices this is litteraly the experience A brown sweaty overly argentinian dude cooking the best beef you have tasted Hope we can host 9999 more untill we die of a cardiac arrest

@casiojapi GORDO.

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To our clients, friends, and colleagues across this industry: we have some news to share. The past few years have not been easy on this space. Crypto is nowhere near where we thought it would be when we started. Protocols and innovation have stalled, and (apart from gambling) nothing paradigm-shifting has emerged in a long time. Most of the funding sources that fueled new ideas died over the last year, or are slowly bleeding out and laying off their best people because none of it is sustainable anymore. As for privacy, nobody seems to care... Nobody cares that their entire onchain activity is public... Nobody cares about chainalysis... Nobody wants to support privacy protocols because they are too scared of regulators, AML, KYC, WW3, politics and the AGI taking over everything. The will to build something better than what banks and traditional finance have to offer has largely disappeared. Data breaches happen constantly, hacks are a daily meme, yet indifference only grows. The organizations that sustained most of this work are shutting down one after another, and companies like ours are announcing layoffs or closing entirely as AI takes over everything. We gave this everything we had. And honestly, it's not clear to us how any of this continues. That's why we're announcing that Fat Solutions is continuing its work as usual. Huge thanks to everyone who worked with us and believed in what we are doing.

@casiojapi wyd

@oskarth @ethstatus that's pretty good

Yesterday was my last day at the Ethereum Foundation. Today we are launching EthSystems. We build confidential systems for institutional Ethereum. I've spent close to a decade building privacy infrastructure in crypto: p2p messaging at @ethstatus, developing Waku protocols at Vac (both now part of @logos_network), mobile proving tooling with @zkmopro, teaching zero-knowledge proofs with my zkintro primer, and advising @ethereumfndn on privacy and access layer strategy. Most of that was aimed at individuals. The past year at EF's Institutional Privacy Task Force (IPTF) we've been looking at privacy for institutions. On the surface this might seem different, but there are a lot of similarities. There's also a very strong market need for it, and the timing is right. I've written in the past about the tension and overlap between cypherpunks and institutions. Twitter is not exactly the best medium for nuance, but right now we are at a sensitive point in time: the defaults for the next generation of financial infrastructure are being set, with or without us. I believe we need cypherpunks in the room when that happens. Excited to start @eth_systems together with my co-founder @motypes and @_rymnc as part of the founding team. See quoted announcement thread for more details. x.com/eth_systems/st…

@CryptoPlumbus u should start owning your hardware

@fat_intern I still can't remove adobe creative cloud from my computer because apparently I need to be signed in to remove the software But I can't sign in because my account is no longer active They are an absolute disgrace and should be jailed for life

@0xprivacypools mainly because my retarded brain already forgot the backdoor

@0xprivacypools i really trust this setup

the privacy pools v2 trusted setup ceremony has concluded with 500 participants in 5 days thank you to those who contributed their entropy and helped make v2 possible

@casiojapi Imagine the smell

you've seen tongo v1... now tongo v2 is coming... imagine the privacy...

@casiojapi 🤫🤫

@_DanielSinclair Finally The zeppelin comeback

This is a pretty compelling form factor for a home robot

@therealcarlin goes hard af

My wife just named our new puppy "Mosfet" without any input from me. Couldn't be more proud.

@iarbpairs sharing is caring

5.6 and I have discovered all software is open source who would've thought

@cgtwts what is wrong with monke?, vid not related.

Notion engineers watching their note-taking app become a CRM, Jira, GitHub, docs and now an AI software company.