Toby 🔱

@RinaLucsper >hates you

At least I'm kinda cute... right Aniki~?

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does this look like the face of mercy to you?

@ProjektMelody Bad Mel. No licking!

come hang out with me, but u best be careful, or else imma lick you, mwahahahaha~

@DrClownPhD I thought I'd have a better reaction to seeing her topless...

Rocky IV, but instead of Sylvester Stallone, it’s Elliot Page.

@ayeejuju I remember when this came out, there was a follow up post; I think she basically ruined that poor guy, he just lost interest in everything. Hope he's doing better.

@mask_bastard Still undefeated

Somehow not smoking crack is racist.

You wouldn't DARE!

@AkaiRiot >points maxed out Well, 100 x 0 is still 0

her affection points are maxed out 🩷

@GreenTextRepost Sounds normal to me.

@lowgradef Strawberry is better

@ENVTubersOOC Lmao, good scream

NO cheating, post your last saved image without any context 💀

@OtakuEspiritu Might as well twist that knife while you got it in there...

@Ravenismeee What are you going to do if I say I'm not fine? Literally nothing, that's what. It's just easier to say you're fine and move along.

MEN: why do you often say you're fine even when you're not?

@OtakuEspiritu I still try to be nice. It's how my grandma raised me.

This feels personal to me! And then dumb ass's on here cry at why I just slowly stop been nice.... You have ur answer, because people like you.

Can we start over? I uh... I think might have taken too many mulligans.

@fwmarqix Why can't we have awesome crazy people like this?

Me: riding the Shinkansen quietly This is so peaceful. Old Japanese woman beside me: You are sitting in my son's energy. Me: I'm sorry? Old woman: His spirit likes window seats. Me: Is your son— Old woman: Alive. Just dramatic. Me: Oh. She opens a bag and hands me an orange. Old woman: Eat. Me: Thank you? Old woman: You look calcium deficient. Me: That's an insane thing to say to a stranger. Old woman: I raised three boys. I can tell. pause Train becomes completely silent. Old woman suddenly points across aisle. Old woman: That man is lying. Me: About what. Old woman: Everything. Me: You don't even know him. Old woman: His shoes are too shiny. Never trust shiny shoes on a Tuesday. Me: It's Friday. Old woman slowly turns toward me. Old woman: For you. silence Conductor walks past and bows to her specifically. Me: Why did the conductor bow extra low. Old woman casually sipping tea: I used to own him. Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.