Mark stather

@BrierleyHillWMP Well done folks, top job 👏👏👏

We were made aware this morning that this camper van had been stolen overnight. We have conducted an area search and located the vehicle. It is now being recovered for a forensic examination prior to being returned to the owner. #DYcrimeteam

@CMPG @StaffsPolice @NPTStafford This happens all day long on the M6 between Knutsford and the Toll road.

Prefect example of why we are taking enforcement action against lane hogging and tailgating. #OpProximity This professional driver was travelling below the national speed limit holding lane 3 for 3 miles before we stopped them! #OpLightning @StaffsPolice @NPTStafford C-Unit

The one with the truck is me who you can clearly see is not the same guy as the racist

@fesshole They become family, think of the good times and eventually the pain will subside and you can consider taking in another one. ♥️

Dog died recently. I'd complained for over 10 years that I was the only one that ever walked him. Yet I'm still waking up an hour earlier than I need to and walking our route. I even stop and look for imaginary poo at the places he used to "go". I really miss my dog.

@fesshole Talk to someone face to face about it, not this.... find a MHFAider. They don't judge...... talk... ♥️

Aged 15, my first love & I were together for 6 years. I lost her. It was all my fault. I've thought about her constantly in the 30 years since. Contacted her brother last year & found she passed away aged 46. I was utterly crushed & could tell no-one. I still grieve her loss.

@fesshole I put white vinegar in a pint of milk I left at work as was pissed off with our milk thief. Checked in a day later, level had dropped. No complaint as far as I know. Yippee ki yay motherf*****r.

Someone kept stealing my milk at work, so I pissed in it. The thief drank it, then went running to HR. He got a reprimand, I got fired for gross misconduct.

#barclaycardxlatitude waiting for Metronomy ❤️

@rickastley @BlossomsBand 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏bravo sir. Bloody brilliant 👏

I have always liked #RickAstley , after watching him today #Glastonbury23 the guy is a legend @rickastley

@fesshole Great idea!

I pretended my mum had prepaid for a direct cremation as her final wish. Just couldn't be bothered organising a funeral for her and speaking to her friends.

@NoContextBrits Don't!!!

What's the best advice you have for someone planning to move to the UK?

@fesshole 💔💔💔xxx

Just buried my barely one year old dog after he died from cancer. Eight hours of digging was a great way to gain peace. Digging a hole would be much better than listening to a vicar talk shite for healing.

@fesshole She will get over it. Our dog likes to eat shit, occasionally ill get a face wash where it's evident she's just had some faeces fun! Always push her away and swear, but she's always welcome.back 👀

I changed my sons nappy on the sofa, then later fed him a chocolate cake on the same sofa. I dropped abit off cake, picked it up n put in my mouth then realised it was a nugget of poo. Wife will now no longer kiss me and I can't really blame her

@CMPG @M6tollRoad Glad to see a positive response, last month I passed a very very nice E class Merc on the A3, no number plates front or rear, called it in, 45 miles up the road, he's still bimbling along unhindered

Following a report from a member of the public- concerned about the manner of driving of a foreign HGV on the @M6tollRoad We stopped it at the services and he blew a staggering 111 😳 Needless to say he’s off to our en-suite facilities 4882YF

@CMPG I wonder how many times they haven't been stopped 🤔. It also goes to show the due diligence everyone should take when contracting these people.

1/2 This haulier was stopped today heading M6 SB. This is the 3rd time stopped in a month & 2nd for the driver. #opnightstare officers found, no valid movement order as driver had produced a fake one and vehicle travelling over a restricted bridge 3tns over its maximum weight.

@fesshole Always a risk having too many E's

For six years I have been occasionally going to a friend's house to play Scrabble. Each time I've taken along an extra "E" tile and added it to his set. He is now playing with nine extra Es. He hasn't actually noticed but complains about have too many Es every time.

@villagemancfc F**** sake... come on @villagemancfc let's rock 👊

Goal: Middleton retake the lead as their forward nips in the slide it past Jeremy. 🟠1-2🔴 (60’)

@villagemancfc Come on village, you can do this 👊⚽️

HT: Narrowly behind at the break but the wind’s blowing with us. Middleton back line gobbling up any long hall but Village forwards finding room to break in behind.

@GrahamcoleAct Happy belated birthday Graham 👊🥂🥂

My huge thanks to my family for a truly wonderful birthday, to each one who messaged and sent the loveliest of birthday wishes, each one meant more to me than I can honestly express! Thank each one of you so very special