A Southern Man

I don't identify well with perfect people having the perfect life. I'm with the non peopling misfits tripping thru life while saying the wrong thing every damn time.

@mimidancer He’s not “a plumber running Homeland Security”—he’s a sitting U.S. Senator who used to be a plumber. Big difference. If qualifications matter, let’s actually define them instead of using a trade as a shortcut for “unqualified.” Feels classist to me.

He was not insulting him for being a plumber. He said a plumber is not qualified to run the department of Homeland Security. I am a pediatric intensivist. I am not qualified to run the Department of Homeland Security. Now if he had been given a jr leadership position. That would be fine. Then after he gained experience the former plumber would be qualified.

I’ve never really thought Jimmy Kimmel was funny. Something about his snarky delivery I think. Now he is insulting someone for being a plumber, which seems odd. How many plumbers does he know? How many different types of people? How about trying some diversity.

Why is it so many people who don’t really need friends usually have a lot of them?

Spilling a little coffee on my shirt didn’t hurt it but apparently trying to suck it out of the material did.

Garbage in, garbage out isn’t just for computers anymore.

We have taken personal responsibility away from people and given the mandate to the government to take care of everyone. I don’t need or want anyone to take care of me but me.

@Cmrloves I hope you get good results. And agreed… fuck cancer!

I want things to make sense.

I grew up around old farmers who were making a living by outsmarting the weather, the market and the very land itself and they would call you out on your bullshit very quickly. It taught me humility and to appreciate common sense.

It’s been a long week already.

What is your go to bar food? I’m old so it’s got to be buffalo wings for me.

Absolutes are very seldom the answer.

Negative attention still feels like attention.

Here’s the deal, if you’re more concerned with getting reelected and kissing the ass of your political party than doing the job you were elected to do you should be banned from ever running for another office and fired from the one you hold.

I’m old and just a generation away from the farm, and while I’ve seen some very beautiful women with septum piercing, unfortunately it’ll always take me back to a mean ass bull on the farm.

My default setting is friendly but reserved.

Oh no, not Chuck!!

So much pollen starting to fly I know how a tissue in a teenagers room feels.

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but don’t make it about you, when it’s clearly about them.

Feeling particularly useless today.