Faye Hoffman Shroff

@ShroffPxP Athena’s first go at a Father’s Day card for you said “Happy Birthday” and she really fought making a different one 😆

@ShroffPxP @ToochPXP Well this explains while you’re always ordering more storage boxes.

@ToochPXP Every. Single. One.

ARCHIVES: The last time I called a Charlotte MCBB game was in ‘03 for @waer883 Charlotte stunned defending champ Syracuse in the Cuse’s season opener. @PatRileyMA and I saw Brendan Plavich author an epic shooting performance. @bobby_lutz

@AlanCavanna @ShroffPxP Egg-xactly. He’s got my vote.

@ShroffPxP #HesRunning #CouncilmanShroff

At a town council meeting and one of the items on the agenda involves deciding on an official name between “Easter Eggstravaganza” or “Easter Egg Hunt” The important stuff.

@ShroffPxP Plain strawberry pop-tarts (no frosting!) with melted butter on top were a college delicacy for me.

Confession: I’ve never had a pop-tart. Confession: Prior to 12/30/21 I had never consumed an Oreo dipped in mayonnaise. Bowl season… ‘tis the season to try new things.

@ShroffPxP Told you it was $5.

What's the going rate for the Tooth Fairy these days?

@AnishESPN @mikegolicjr It’s true. I gave it to Anish for a Valentines Day gift. I’m all about the romance.

@mikegolicjr We have the coffee mug 🤷‍♂️ @fayehoffman

perfect card

@AnishESPN That’s a full 20 mins she wasn’t destroying and terrorizing. New record.

Blue pill or red pill? The struggle has just hit the 20 minute mark.

@AnishESPN I think that might be a TopCats pose

Meanwhile… back in Charlotte…

@jvoss0712 @AlanCavanna @espn Truly the most amazing thing about all of this.

@AlanCavanna @espn And let’s have a round of applause for an American flight actually being on time!!

This guy called the App/A+M last even, and booked it home to make his Panthers debut today 💪🏼💪🏼 Looking forward to listening 🍊🍊/@espn

@daringantt This was beautifully done, thank you 💜

Anish Shroff’s journey to his new job was rooted in a family tragedy, includes a “complicated” relationship with his heritage, and led him to a forever home in Charlotte. And because it’s a Panthers story, it has a tie to Sam Mills as well. panthers.com/news/anish-shr…

@AnishESPN @Will__Tomlinson I can’t believe we like the same book, but yeah, it’s great.

#ProjectHailMary by Andy Weir is the best piece of fiction I’ve read in some time. There’s a Vonnegut feel to this first person space narrative. There’s also a character (no spoilers) that will absolutely melt your heart. S/O @fayehoffman and @Will__Tomlinson for the rec!

@DukesMayoBowl @AnishESPN @Taylor_McGregor @mikegolicjr @ESPNCFB She loves Mayo! Bring veggie hot dogs.

@AnishESPN @Taylor_McGregor @mikegolicjr @ESPNCFB @fayehoffman How old are they and can they be trusted with open jars of mayo?

FARGO!!!!!! @mikegolicjr @AnishESPN @ESPNCFB

@AnishESPN @AlexMcDaniel @NicoleAuerbach

@AlexMcDaniel @NicoleAuerbach I know @fayehoffman wants a word too!

@AnishESPN @DukesMayoBowl @Taylor_McGregor @mikegolicjr @ESPNCFB

@DukesMayoBowl @Taylor_McGregor @mikegolicjr @ESPNCFB @fayehoffman wants to know if you want to babysit while you’re out there.

@AnishESPN It’s probably designer. I get it.

Return the scarf, Jake.

@AnishESPN I thought they traded it - straight up?!

Oh cool. Harry and Lloyd are here.

@jvoss0712 @JTGenter @AmericanAir So instead of improving their operations, they’re going with not being liable for terrible service instead??? We have got to get better alternatives in CLT.

@JTGenter @AmericanAir @fayehoffman feel like you need to know this

This week, @americanair changed its Conditions of Carriage. These changes strip away rights travelers may expect when flying AA. Here's a thread of the changes: 1. AA disclaims any liability when "we (or our partners) cancel a flight or route"

@TomLuginbill @AnishESPN “Do whatever you wanna do” is her life motto. Glad she’s passing on that wisdom 😬

My favorite cheerleader with a message of hope and encouragement for her favorite broadcaster Tom Boogerholes before my high school broadcast today with @AnishESPN Let’s Go!! 3pm #ESPN2 #AthenaShroff

@jvoss0712 That’s just the employees at @AmericanAir . You’ll get used to it if you keep flying them.

I’m not sure why I’m surprised at people’s boorish airport behavior - when flights are on time - but for some reason the lack of respect and decency still shocks me

@AmericanAir @AnishESPN WHY did you interfere with the bag you left in Greenville being delivered to my house?! WHY did you take my other bag off a plane bound for CLT?! WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH MY KID’S CAR SEAT???

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