Nathan

Ban football clubs from confirming their summer signings if and when. Instead, on the weekend before the season starts, there should be a massive TV show where every club parades their new signings. A whole summer of gossip and rumours that leads up to one huge night. Box office.

Brexit visually represented.

Facts

I don’t normally share much online these days but I had to with this one! So I’m doing my usual day-to-day grocery shopping at my local Tescos and this lady comes to me and says ‘Hi I’m sorry but could you help me out with picking an item from the top shelf?’

Payton Gendron: murders 10—calmly arrested Nikolas Cruz: murders 17—calmly arrested Dylan Roof: murders 9—calmly arrested Patrick Crusius: murders 23—calmly arrested Tamir Rice, Aiyana Jones, Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Eric Garner—all unarmed & innocent—killed immediately

what is klopp doing 😭😭

Of all the messages I had yesterday, this is my favourite

Sign at a Camden polling station this morning.

@georgeelokobi @kufoolch

After 19 years in this Beautiful Sport. The time has come for me to hang up my playing boots #Chop🔥

most detailed image of a human cell to date

Coventry United received a 10 point deduction in January. They were bottom of the table on -4 points, 10 behind Watford. After hauling themselves back, it was a straight shootout for survival today: if Coventry won, Watford would go down. This happened in the 97th minute…😱

Not gonna lie, the carpets in my mum's house are the nuts

Something very disturbing just happened in Denmark. A key artwork ("The unsettling duckling", see image) by Situationist painter Asger Jorn was vandalised to an irreparable degree, all of it livestreamed on facebook by a racist and fascist organisation. Read on...

R̶o̶b̶i̶n̶s̶ Coventry time 🤝 @Coventry_City #UpTheCov

I don’t know who these gentlemen are, but they deserve medals. twitter.com/cheems_perrito…

As someone that grew up on a council estate in Brixton, serving in Parliament on behalf of Vauxhall is an honour that I will never take lightly. My speech on why truth and integrity in politics matters:

I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me