Nuna’s Burrito Santo

@HLTCO @PeterCrouchPod You get to support one of: your dad’s team or your local team growing up. You cannot support a team from another country. You cannot support Wales/Scotland/Ireland and an English premier league team. These are the rules.

Love this from Danny Dyer on @PeterCrouchPod. 👏

@NeoTHFC @davina_thfc

In that brief moment Sonny came in Xavi 🤍🥲

@JerseySpur5 Sure he’ll pull out as not fit.

Solanke called up by England?

@taipan168 youtu.be/KHMCYwcgtkQ

Anybody who thinks a Mazda MX-5 is a "hairdresser's car" has no idea about cars. Four generations since 1989, a heritage approaching that of the Porsche 911, the top selling sportscar of all time and a car that basically every motoring journalist likes.

@luxemiaa Dad is banking on not being able to switch.

This woman on Instagram shared: I’m at the airport and there’s a family of 8 people on my flight with small children, I just overheard the dad say, “All of our seats are all over the place, no one is close to each other because I didn’t want to pay extra for assigned seats. We’ll switch around when we get on the plane.” Suffice it to say, I hate them....

Crab doing a woody Allen impression

Turns out I can read whatever language this is written in

@Dmhches @MichaelBridge_ Banter fan here but this is class 👏👏👏

@MichaelBridge_ Wouldn’t mind picking him up for Villa when we get champions league, be a decent buy from a relegated side

Atletico's Marcos Llorente runs over to Archie Gray to shake his hand before Gray walks off to be substituted. He's been outstanding tonight. #THFC

@vkon1 And one tonight

Just a shame that we gifted them three goals in the first game.

Looked almost like a normal football team for long periods tonight. Some progress. Tudor deserves credit. Need to stop giving away free goals.

@GastrOo_00 I think it would just have been a bit fiddly to play the first 15 mins of extra time in Portugal and then fly everyone to the artic circle for the second half of extra time mate. And then if it went to penalties to keep flying to and fro between each pen.

Bodo scored 3 at their home, Sporting scores 3 at their home but Sporting gets an extra 30mins in front of their fans… I will never understand this.

@adamdnathan Levy would be instructing lawyers to sue for loss of profits.

I wonder if anyone involved in the running of Tottenham has any idea that all of this nonsense at Chelsea potentially cost us a league title. I wonder if any of them have even heard of Chelsea. Or the Premier League. Or Tottenham.

@SpursArmyTweets See you next season Dom

🚨🎙️ BREAKING: Igor Tudor says Dominic Solanke has a “small problem” and will be assessed tomorrow to see how he is. 😑

@henrywinter Only time will tell if all this historical cheating was worth 0.3 Moussa Sissokos

Good result for Chelsea: club fined only £10m and given a suspended transfer ban after Premier League found 36 separate undisclosed payments totalling £47.5m made “to 12 persons or entities on behalf of the club”. Lenient sanctions. No sporting sanctions. Yet these are serious offences, as the sanction agreement between the PL and Chelsea makes clear, stating “they were not only obvious and deliberate breaches of the rules but also because they involved deception and concealment in relation to financial matters”. Yet no points deductions. Just a manageable (if record) fine and a “suspended one-year first-team player transfer ban (suspended for two years)”. Surely they gained a sporting advantage by recruiting such players? So surely a sporting sanction should be in order? And where's the consistency? In 2008, Luton Town received a 10-point deduction for irregularities in dealing with agents (nb from FA). There still could be some further sanctions by the FA following its "ongoing investigation". PL points to mitigating factors: current owners Clearlake/Todd Boehly in May 2022 voluntarily self-reported potential historical breaches from the Roman Abramovich era. Club co-operated extensively and helped provide (with others) 10,000 documents for PL investigation. PL established “that between 2011 and 2018, undisclosed payments by third parties associated with the club were made to players, unregistered agents and other third parties”. Payments related to the purchases of players including Eden Hazard, Willian, Samuel Eto’o, David Luiz, Andre Schurrle and Nemanja Matic - there is no suggestion any were aware of the illicit payments. The detailed work of the investigators – and level of Clearlake’s co-operation – is impressive. The sanctions less so. It is a legitimate debate: should a club be punished for offences under a previous owner? Yes, most fans of other clubs would scream. It's a deterrent. And the value of those players' contribution and subsequent sales arguably still benefits the club. PL also investigated “potential breaches of the Premier League’s Youth Development Rules, committed by a former senior employee, relating to the club’s registration of Academy players between 2019 and 2022”. Again, self-reported by the club, this time in 2025. Chelsea punished with £750,000 fine and immediate nine-month ban from registering academy players from PL and EFL clubs. #CFC

@MiguelDelaney Miguel is there any possibility of other clubs arbitrating against them on the back of this judgement?

Chelsea "blatantly cheated and still have the trophies to show for it" There might be logic to the Premier League's decision given the new ownership self-reported but the outcome overlooks what it's actually about - putting on fair competition independent.co.uk/sport/football…

Levy would take the points deduction

Dey boo do don’t Dey do

They got the paradoxical punishment.