Fernando Carolo

@IrishRail @TFIupdates What next? Been waiting at Booterstown for 20 minutes now with no northbound trains, no announcements, nothing.

The 07:45 Bray to Howth service has been terminated at Salthill and Monkstown station due to a technical issue. @TFIupdates #irishrail -AB

Lou Ferrigno is The Hulk. The others are just Bruce Banner.

Flat Earthers? No, let’s call you what you truly are: the intellectual bottom-feeders of society. You’re not just wrong; you’re the embodiment of willful stupidity, clinging to a rotting carcass of an idea that was buried centuries ago. You’re not skeptics, you’re not “free thinkers,” and you’re certainly not pioneers of some grand truth. You’re just dumb. Dumb as rocks. In fact, it’s an insult to rocks, which at least have geological significance. The Earth is a globe. Period. Fact. Not up for debate. The sheer overwhelming proof could suffocate you if your brains weren’t so oxygen-starved already. We’ve got satellites, photos, physics, flight paths, GPS, and thousands of years of science built on the backs of people far smarter than you’ll ever be. Meanwhile, you sit in your mom’s basement, surrounded by pizza boxes and your collection of YouTube conspiracy videos, drooling on yourself as you mumble about “NASA lies.” You’re not bold; you’re a joke. A sad, shriveled punchline at the expense of progress. The only thing flatter than your worldview is your brain activity. You don’t question authority—you flee from intelligence. You don’t reject lies—you choke on your own ignorance and call it enlightenment. You’re not awake; you’re rotting in the deepest, darkest corner of stupidity. Your denial of reality isn’t bold; it’s pathetic. It’s the intellectual equivalent of a toddler screaming, “No!” to their parents. Except unlike a toddler, you don’t have the excuse of being two years old with an underdeveloped brain. You’re an adult—or at least you’re supposed to be—and yet you’ve chosen to proudly display your ignorance like it’s some kind of twisted badge of honor. Here’s the truth: the world doesn’t need Flat Earthers. You contribute nothing. No innovation, no progress, no value—just noise. You’re not misunderstood geniuses; you’re an evolutionary cul-de-sac, a cautionary tale for future generations. So do yourself a favor: sit down, shut up, and stop embarrassing the rest of us who actually live in the real world.

@SwiftOnSecurity One of the methods for jailbreaking the Sony PSP around 2006 was based on an exploit for libTIFF, so gaining control of a device by just opening an image file is possible.

Technically a JPEG parser vulnerability can result in you being shown an image that spawns a reverse shell granting remote control, yes. This is a major vulnerability however largely to servers tasked to interpret obscure arbitrary uploaded files. imagetragick.com

You can also spell it as GOAT, right?

@neverping Podia ter vivido mais 45 anos sem escutar essa m***a.

Eu tenho quase 45 anos. E só hoje eu ouvi a música "Engenheiros do Havai - O papa é pop". A única coisa que conhecia do Engenheiros é "Pra ser sincero".

Now yer talkin’ 🖖

If you use toilet paper to hold up your network switches, does that make it a TP-Link?

@wordgrammer TeX

I’m curious. What is the most well-written code on the planet? Something internal at OpenAI? Jane Street trading algorithms? Jax + XLA? Quake 3 source code? There has to be some single-best code repository. I have no idea what it is though

@magnumlady The best part is knowing what each of my children would say and how the options would perfectly match their tastes.

The kids menu at The Swagman, Sligo

🚨ASSISTA: Simplesmente um pastor tentando exorcizar o demônio presente no corpo de um morador de rua e recebendo uma chinelada do mesmo como recompensa. O Rio de Janeiro não é para amadores.

@tylertracy321 We'll be waiting for gpt-5.5-o3-large2-preview-2027-09-06_FINAL

The year is 2027 and OpenAI just dropped AGI, but no one noticed because it was called gpt-5.5-o3-large2-preview-2027-09-06

Men yearn for the control rooms

Twitter this week 🙄

@pcalcado AI-BnB

I've gone full Founder mode today. I told my engineers they need to take out the trash, do the laundry, and pay me $200 in cleaning fees. If they have a problem with that, they can take it up with my chatbot.

@pcalcado_ptbr Só os expats, assistindo a briga de longe.

Bora fazer a chamada, quem tá aqui ainda?

@pcalcado Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history". X ads folks: hold my soy matcha latte.

Twitter is going to shit so quickly that they have to spam people on other social networks, desperate for some revenue