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Fernando Carolo

@fcarolo

Many hats: father, sysadmin, cook, SRE. @[email protected]. He/him.

Dublin City, Ireland Katılım Ocak 2008
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Holodeck Four@holodeckfour·
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𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴
𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴@EffYuuSeeKhay·
Flat Earthers? No, let’s call you what you truly are: the intellectual bottom-feeders of society. You’re not just wrong; you’re the embodiment of willful stupidity, clinging to a rotting carcass of an idea that was buried centuries ago. You’re not skeptics, you’re not “free thinkers,” and you’re certainly not pioneers of some grand truth. You’re just dumb. Dumb as rocks. In fact, it’s an insult to rocks, which at least have geological significance. The Earth is a globe. Period. Fact. Not up for debate. The sheer overwhelming proof could suffocate you if your brains weren’t so oxygen-starved already. We’ve got satellites, photos, physics, flight paths, GPS, and thousands of years of science built on the backs of people far smarter than you’ll ever be. Meanwhile, you sit in your mom’s basement, surrounded by pizza boxes and your collection of YouTube conspiracy videos, drooling on yourself as you mumble about “NASA lies.” You’re not bold; you’re a joke. A sad, shriveled punchline at the expense of progress. The only thing flatter than your worldview is your brain activity. You don’t question authority—you flee from intelligence. You don’t reject lies—you choke on your own ignorance and call it enlightenment. You’re not awake; you’re rotting in the deepest, darkest corner of stupidity. Your denial of reality isn’t bold; it’s pathetic. It’s the intellectual equivalent of a toddler screaming, “No!” to their parents. Except unlike a toddler, you don’t have the excuse of being two years old with an underdeveloped brain. You’re an adult—or at least you’re supposed to be—and yet you’ve chosen to proudly display your ignorance like it’s some kind of twisted badge of honor. Here’s the truth: the world doesn’t need Flat Earthers. You contribute nothing. No innovation, no progress, no value—just noise. You’re not misunderstood geniuses; you’re an evolutionary cul-de-sac, a cautionary tale for future generations. So do yourself a favor: sit down, shut up, and stop embarrassing the rest of us who actually live in the real world.
𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴@EffYuuSeeKhay

I’m bout to burn yall, fire post incoming.

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Fernando Carolo@fcarolo·
@SwiftOnSecurity One of the methods for jailbreaking the Sony PSP around 2006 was based on an exploit for libTIFF, so gaining control of a device by just opening an image file is possible.
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Willian Braga ❁
Willian Braga ❁@neverping·
Eu tenho quase 45 anos. E só hoje eu ouvi a música "Engenheiros do Havai - O papa é pop". A única coisa que conhecia do Engenheiros é "Pra ser sincero".
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Holodeck Four@holodeckfour·
Now yer talkin’ 🖖
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wordgrammer
wordgrammer@wordgrammer·
I’m curious. What is the most well-written code on the planet? Something internal at OpenAI? Jane Street trading algorithms? Jax + XLA? Quake 3 source code? There has to be some single-best code repository. I have no idea what it is though
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Fernando Carolo@fcarolo·
@magnumlady The best part is knowing what each of my children would say and how the options would perfectly match their tastes.
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Val 📷
Val 📷@magnumlady·
The kids menu at The Swagman, Sligo
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DIRETO DO MIOLO
DIRETO DO MIOLO@diretodomiolo·
🚨ASSISTA: Simplesmente um pastor tentando exorcizar o demônio presente no corpo de um morador de rua e recebendo uma chinelada do mesmo como recompensa. O Rio de Janeiro não é para amadores.
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Tyler Tracy@tylertracy321·
The year is 2027 and OpenAI just dropped AGI, but no one noticed because it was called gpt-5.5-o3-large2-preview-2027-09-06
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boss@boss_on_here·
Men yearn for the control rooms
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DM of Engineering@dmofengineering·
Twitter this week 🙄
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✨ Phil Calçado
✨ Phil Calçado@pcalcado·
I've gone full Founder mode today. I told my engineers they need to take out the trash, do the laundry, and pay me $200 in cleaning fees. If they have a problem with that, they can take it up with my chatbot.
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@pcalcado Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history". X ads folks: hold my soy matcha latte.
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✨ Phil Calçado@pcalcado·
Twitter is going to shit so quickly that they have to spam people on other social networks, desperate for some revenue
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