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patrick

@fcb_patrick_

22. he/him. @patricks_priv

Hisui Katılım Ağustos 2024

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·2h

chat did you know apple have a sports app this is crazy

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·2h

honestly this seems pretty smart imo. we don't need an excellent ball player, we've got enough of those. just need a defender who can defend and we're cool

Reshad Rahman@ReshadRahman

❗️Bastoni had reached an agreement o join Barcelona. But after new conversations with Deco, Hansi Flick informed him to start looking elsewhere for another defender with different qualities. @MatteMoretto #Transfers 🇮🇹

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·3h

it's not the worst decision you've ever seen though is it

Joe Maguire@JoeMaguire8

This might possibly be the worst decision I’ve ever seen in my life. No words 😳😳

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·3h

i've felt horrendous all week and i've felt like i'm going insane so decided to check my sleep and wdym i've slept 8+ hours once in the past months wtf is wrong with me

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·3h

@R10UTD at least they've started buying competent 25+ year olds now that bruno's getting on. would've been sad to see him have to deal with a bunch of 18-22 year olds prospects and bruno be washed before they're old enough to be any good 😭

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‏ً@R10UTD·4h

@fcb_patrick_ Same with Bruno, they promised him Kane… the club is run by clowns. I want Rash to return so bad but he’s so happy at Barca I wouldn’t want to take that away from him

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·9h

gave his best years to united and they gave him hojlund, garnacho and antony in return 😂😂😂

.@FYVidsV10

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·4h

ts has really been pissing me off i swear it swings like 10% every day like thanks for the profit but please stop annoying me thanks x

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·4h

can we call up wayne rooney too while we're at it

The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Jordan Henderson is included in the 2026 World Cup squad! — @TeleFootball

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·5h

🚨EXCL: fcb_patrick_ makes the England world cup squad after stunning season where he scored 156 goals in 35 games for his local 5 a side league. Takes place of Harry Kane who scored fewer goals in a weaker league, failing to impress Thomas Tuchel.

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·5h

heard they planned on watching it together but joao's got to pick his girlfriend up from school

ChelsTransfer@ChelsTransfer

Joao Pedro on Cole Palmer: “He goes crazy if I don’t say England are favourites. He really wants Brazil vs England in the quarter-finals. I told him: ‘Careful, huh? Be careful.’” (@lancenet / @TNTbr via @Sport_Witness)

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·5h

needs to use the summer to learn english on duolingo

Harry Maguire@HarryMaguire93

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision. I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years. I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·5h

maguire and his family publicly complaining about not being in the world cup squad is so childish. he's had an okay season but nothing more. shut up with making everything about you and support the fucking team. he's no better than james fucking tarkowski like shut up man

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·5h

has thomas tuchel been hit in the head or something since i refuse to believe he's this stupid

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·6h

this squad is fucking garbage 😂😂😂

Sky Sports Football@SkyFootball

Sky Sports News understands Ivan Toney is set to be included in Thomas Tuchel's England World Cup squad 🏆

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·6h

chat can anyone find an attacker with a worse xg/90 than noni madueke's 0.08

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·6h

@Lovesick455 @InvertTheWing few stepovers to then run it off the pitch 👍

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AbdulBasit (Negredo)@Lovesick455·6h

@InvertTheWing Noni madueke look like England best 1v1 Winger so I guessed that's the reason why

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B.@InvertTheWing·6h

Foden doesn’t deserve to be in the squad. Neither does Cole Palmer. Both of them need a massive wake up call. This could be it. But how the fuck has Noni Madueke gotten is?

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patrick@fcb_patrick_·6h

MADUEKE OVER PALMER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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