Feranmi

I keep getting etymology and entomology confused. Words cannot describe how much this bugs me.

the ADHD urge to pause mid-sentence because your brain spawned a better sentence but now you forgot both .

honestly if i saw 10 million fireflies i would not believe my eyes either

hot yam wey de fall apart as fork touch am with egg sauce >>>

cheers UK, really loved the rain → snow → hail → sunshine any% run

Wife: So going to the gym, buying/reading comic books, going to the movies, seeing me change everyday, playing with your kids, and having an unhinged male group chat who's texts (if exposed) would land you all on an FBI watch list is all it takes to make you happy every day? Me:

Dune isn’t the kind of movie you go see with a romantic interest btw. You need to go alone or with like minds so nobody interrupts your lock in🙂‍↔️

@ArmedJ0y Me rn

Yes

Oyibo taste jollof and plantain for work today she go take another plate. Think say na baked beans and sausage be this. I say the day them go taste ewa agonyin dem go sell this country

"The more seriously you take yourself, the unhappier you’re going to be." @naval

Better than being loved is to be in love.

Starting the year with The Fall Off and ending it with Doomsay. 2026 tryna make some noise I see.

J Cole spent his early albums screaming how bad he wants to blow, then blew up, then dropped an album saying he wish he never blew up, then grew dreads and traded his car for a bike. What the fuck happens in Hollywood forreal

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

The Fall-Off

hey claude write me a polymarket prediction bot

In the coming year, try reading your Bible slowly. Don’t worry about finishing it all in twelve months. Instead, hunt for treasure within the text, sit with the verses. Meditate. Communion not completion, depth over distance. As you open the bible let it open up to you too.

‘THE ODYSSEY’ trailer passed 121.4M views in the first 24 hours It is the strongest trailer debut in Christopher Nolan’s career, doubling the debut of the first ‘OPPENHEIMER’ trailer (Source: forbes.com/sites/conormur…)

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back