Courtney Smith

I'm an eldest daughter which means I'm automatically irritated by your incompetence because l was never given room to be imcompetent. I won't be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

@clharrington024 That’s such a lovely message and reminds me of the night I went to say goodnight to my nine year old son, who I found with Half Blood Prince face down on his duvet, and who said to me solemnly, ‘why did you kill Dumbledore?’

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

How it feels like when u try to resist that sleepiness that hits u between 2 and 5pm

Why are we still losing an hours sleep on a Sunday when we can just scrap daylight savings all together or simply move it to 4 pm on a Friday. Just imagine the happiness throughout the country.

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

James Forrest on now for Celtic. He made his Celtic debut before Rangers were founded. Incredible longevity.

I'm sorry but seeing a man spit on the ground is the most disgusting thing ever

anyone else feeling extremely down and out of it and foggy and anxious and irritable and exhausted and horrible and basically like you’re dying but like a little More than usual recently

I think my wife’s happiness is directly correlated to our house looking like no one lives in it.

This scene from the movie "I Swear" sums up a lot of what's been happening here on X since the BAFTAs last Sunday.

me on my day off:

@adele_liam Couldn’t think of anything worse Rasta its good to get up and down the country see the beautiful people

what is it called when you constantly feel like shit

I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need accolades. I just want to have income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans.

when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours

me: “i’m so tired” also me: *stays up four more hours because it’s the only time no one’s demanding anything from me and the night feels safe and infinite*

can someone please explain to me how someone gets 8 hours of sleep, 10,000 steps a day, goes to work, maintains good hygiene, cleans their house, exercises, takes care of their animals, and has time for hobbies and socializing? cause i feel like this is also propaganda.

@MeghansMole @laurenkellyyx this was my tipping point all those years ago

I bet daddy Peltz will never buy or allow Brooklyn to drive a Maclaren like daddy Beckham did At least the Beckhams didn’t do business with Jeffrey Epstein like Nelson Peltz 🤷🏻‍♀️

God forbid a spice girl wants to bump and grind with her firstborn on his wedding day