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federal turtle

@federal_turtle

Antisemitic, racist, homophobic, transphobic, anti-Fuentes Agnostic-atheist; ‘Only a Sith deals in absolutes’

Niggerhell, Illinois Katılım Ekim 2016
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ouppy@bambinoscreamo·
@JoePostingg I hate men wdym ur budget is 2.2k
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Joe@JoePostingg·
Practicing radical honesty with my calorie tracking app
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federal turtle@federal_turtle·
@fish_groyper There's a reason he gets sick all the time. It's his diet. If he had a proper diet the most he would get is sniffles, the way he describes it sometimes it's like he's laying on his death bed
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federal turtle@federal_turtle·
@OscarPatel I have a million pictures from my childhood and all my facial proportions look relatively the same, i'd say this is cope
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Oscar Patel@OscarPatel·
This Is How Parents Destroy Their Children’s Looks
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federal turtle@federal_turtle·
@L21saac Gold 3 riot devs after seeing this tweet: instructions unclear... buffing shotguns and neon
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L21saac@L21saac·
With a 66.6% winrate, it will only take me 132 more games to hit radiant guys!Almost there‼️+14 at a time‼️
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federal turtle@federal_turtle·
@Arosugg @alexch3n because they're all gold 3 shitters this game was designed by skilled cs players and now it's been slowly turned to shit by blue haired gold 3s just watch their livestreams they genuinely believe the shit theyre doing to the game is good
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Arosu@Arosugg·
@alexch3n devs spend 90% of their meetings on how to change the UI and which skins to make thats why
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federal turtle@federal_turtle·
@gloomerthoughts @alexch3n its crazy how thats the same time i stopped playing lol something went wrong with this game cs is way better imho im in immortal fucking lobbies in 2026 and still people in cs comm more than valorant its crazy
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Gloom@gloomerthoughts·
@alexch3n No rewards, cheaters, throwers, crypto bettors, stream snipers, balance is shit, maps get released in horrible states, map pools keep getting let through with the worst rotation possible. The list can go on. I quit playing seriously after the Iso rework and never looked back.
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federal turtle@federal_turtle·
@cencoregregg @Elit3TTV @VALORANT You mean any immo with a lower ranked friend all my past radiant friends just qd with lower ranks with bad mmr lol us soloq players never get rewarded all the other retards are just making it harder
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Elit3@Elit3TTV·
2 games of radiant i lose 3 games im imm2 LOOOOOOL @VALORANT PLEASE PLAY UR GAME ITS UNPLAYABLE I LOST MORE RR THAN MY WHOLE SHIFT I WORKED ALL DAY
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『 』@LeerFPS·
@jakeufps idk why we have holes on 50g mice in 2026 like gwovles has soon 2 holes fullsize mice under 30g who ever buys this for other reasons then shape is trolling
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RegularMarv@FatMarvinJr·
@wolfstrength Don't listen to the 57% saying strength then recomp. If you're 30% body fat you do not need to focus on strength and recomp. Lift weights and go into a full blown cut. You will gain muscle and lose fat. Don't recomp until around 15%
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Deep Squats, Shallow Thoughts
Deep Squats, Shallow Thoughts@wolfstrength·
A skinny-fat novice wants to get fit. He’s 30, 5’10/185 with about 30% bodyfat, no immediate health red flags. What do you do first? 1. Build strength base while moderately recomping 2. Cut him to 10-12% bf then slowly build 3. Bulk/Build, You Only Novice Once 4. Blast gear
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federal turtle@federal_turtle·
@arrteyy @Isot_111 those were map makers like fmpone who created maps like cache in cs, of course they would be good. all the new devs are gold 3 blue haired libtards who only keep making the game worse every patch
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Isot@Isot_111·
Saw that TFT had a former rank 1 player working on their game , while Valorant players don't even know if there's a single Immortal ranked dev😭
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federal turtle@federal_turtle·
NEON SHOTGUN WAYLAY REVERSE NEON STUN NEON THIS NEON JUDGE NEON BUCKY I HOPE THE FAT LADY WHO RUNS VALORANT DIES OF EARLY AGE FROM HEART ATTACK AND OBESITY STUPID FUCK
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federal turtle@federal_turtle·
@EmilTabare31466 @FaintingVulpe 70 iq gorilla ramblings, prob a female as well, no logic in sight here. good bye. hows that gender studies degree going for you? did it challenge your brain enough?
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federal turtle@federal_turtle·
@EmilTabare31466 @FaintingVulpe ok buddy i wont be the one dying from a heart attack due to hypertension because i wanted to make my food taste 5% better if you need to season your food in the first place to make it taste better then you need to improve your cooking first
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Make Emil siamese ! !
Make Emil siamese ! !@Maplesfav·
@federal_turtle @FaintingVulpe Pure disordered brain thinking people can tell if you use seasoning, i promise it rare does all that to everyone and if it did EVERYONE would know not just disordered people, stop being insecure about SEASONING of all things. I get food and pica but oh my gahd
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federal turtle@federal_turtle·
@BerbarianWizard he only gets away with it because of his million dollar peptide stack, otherwise he'd literally look like a homeless crack addict
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federal turtle@federal_turtle·
high sodium has no impact on your face or weight? i'd call that a lie. low sodium seasoning exists btw, but its nowhere near as good as this post is making it out to be. i'd rather eat bland unseasoned chicken for the rest of my life than die of hypertension and look bloated the whole time
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Make Emil siamese ! !@Maplesfav·
@FaintingVulpe Yes lets make my fear of food worse by not adding something good to it that has 0 impact on my weight and will help me not throw up while eating 2 unseasoned chicken strips!!!
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