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@MidWorldMo could be worse

@femburger Relentless temu adverts. It's never ending

one of the most ridiculous things i still notice on this app even using it only five minutes a day, is that i can press "i don't like this ad", on DOZENS of GAMBLING ADS, and i will still continue getting MORE GAMBLING ADS

@sandwichsharer german dead miku, where are you

@femburger for years i’ve been blocking and muting every single account that serves me an ad and now i get shit like dead german miku

@IceStationSpmda what else can you still become with a face like that if not a rural cosplayer

Hey I forgot to ask. Why is Jeremy Clarkson a farmer now? First of all, I don't think he is a farmer. Second, he's the Car Guy. Like I don't think he knows how to change a blinker bulb either but he knows how to *buy* cars why's he into agricultural finance now

@pilldj diaphragmatics r having a real one on breathtok

@IceStationSpmda intro still gives me goosebumps

Something I always thought was kinda neato is in the Battlefield 1942 intro one of the bombers has a damaged engine. idk why

@Billaric i say this every january

@Soapy_Wit_Tank 🔥

*hums open up by leftfield*

@ellrbrown @x_brum i'm so sorry your view of a famously neglected building was ruined by some paint scribbles- maybe if you directed this frustration at the council or owner of the building, instead of the few people actually still visiting it, you'd be more likely to achieve your desired utopia

NEK had a serious neck problem at the Central Methodist Hall, Corporation Street. @x_brum

@sandwichsharer @elonmusk so true!

hey @elonmusk

@sainsburys i was very unsurprised by your "Chocolate Surprise", the chocolate custard and chocolate mousse were hardly distinguishabse

wow i can't believe widely popular character Luigi of the Nintendo Super Mario Brothers video game series would assassinate CEO Brian Thompson of UnitedHealth Group

@Billaric was this also iceland?

@Spectrathegame because they can make more dumb short format review type videos that way without needing no explore/spend much time playing them

@GreatSeasLink greece is nice in spring, i quite like it, but summer in greece is death

My dad knows so little about me lol, he keeps trying to convince me to go to Greece with him "I hope you get the [Island] job... although it might be warmer somewhere like Greece" thanks dad I sleep with my window wide open all seasons I have never liked the heat in the slightest

@postoctobrist just make sure you create enough of a trail towards different doors so it isn't directly traced to yours

And let me tell you that bleeding directly over a series of white rugs that you don’t own really lends an extra frisson

I moved into a landlordised white and grey place less than a week ago and let me tell you, you don’t realise how much you need colour until it’s gone

this is all that remains- you can hang out here if you want but all my furniture's been moved now

To the silent crowd - explain it to me in a DM if you like - what is stopping you from calling out what’s happening in Gaza, or sharing links to funds? Are you that scared your next podcast won’t be sponsored? Or that your books might get fewer sales?