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whatever is good for your soul, do that.

I just realized I don’t remember the last time I did a cartwheel :/

✅ Fund public schools ❌ Don’t ask Arkansans about their genitals This shouldn’t be this hard.

Why am I still on fb

alma couples 364 days a year: this mf 🤬🤬🤬 alma couples on Valentine’s Day: omg my soulmate, thank God He put you into my life forever baby 😘🥰😍

if crows had hands they’d definitely smoke cigarettes

I like to think of Amy (burrito) and Annie (mac n cheese) as estranged sisters

today my therapist told me she’s going semi retired in April and will only be taking cash payments and I literally want to scream into the void

to tell* (edited w out twitter blue)

but just popping on tell everyone that 2023 will be my year of frolicking & lolly gagging and if anyone has a problem w that…. goodbye, respectfully

it’s been so long since I truly used twitter I’m scared my mutuals forgot about me :/

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

@elonmusk The male to female ratio in that room is alarming

Just leaving Twitter HQ code review

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a wart upon the face of the world and I stand by that

living in Arkansas is bleak

Who among us has not both fucked around and found out?

matilda is for eldest daughters i don’t make the rules #matilda #HarrysHouse

Dream blunt rotation