violin bug 🇵🇸

on the dance floor frantically googling what's cooler than being cool

After 19 children were murdered in Uvalde, TX, you decided that going to a fundraiser 300 mi away in Huntsville was more important than leading our state during a horrific crisis. You, of all people, should not throw stones.

Texas, the 8th largest economy on Earth, can connect 85% of its people with one rail network

new cybertruck looks good

FUN FACT: Rafael “Ted” Cruz is the first Canadian-born Cuban man to represent the country of Israel for the State of Texas in the U.S. Senate

remember when it wasn’t always $30

@heavensbvnny easy. just stop eating at chain restaurants

Dear every chain restaurant: I just wanna look at the FUCKING MENU. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SELECT THE LOCATION AND THEN PRETEND IM GONNA ORDER FOOD JUST SO I CAN SEE MY OPTIONS. WHY CAN'T Y'ALL JUST HAVE THE FUCKING MENU ONLINE LIKE ANY NORMAL RESTAURANT?

slamming the toilet lid so hard the bowl shatters

g as in dog. like the end of it

The U.S. not discounting perishable foods an hour before closing time is solely because of greed and cruelty. In America, they will rather throw away millions of pounds of food instead of coming up with a solution that benefits all but nope they’ll even arrest dumpster divers.

it seems like your eyesight is deteriorating

you have big font energy

“We generated millions in pure profit by making the standard service worse” is literally the slogan of the last 2 decades for every commodity in the country.

why do y’all gotta say it like that

having a great time on the internet

you just can’t get existential dread like this on a weekday

@grovymango straight to jail

a hundred dogs descending upon you in the heb parking lot

imagine if grackles were the size of dogs. it would be a huge problem

you can’t just ask someone when their eyebrows got all crazy and sometimes you really want to know

imagine if all the money spent on Ai was spent on trains.