Desmond Fernandes

Pictured: Two robots

Keir Starmer insisted his MP’s voted against a child rape inquiry vote yet he and his hapless ‘top 5’ abstained- dont ask your team to do what you are not prepared to do- it’s called leadership Keir Starmer Angela Reyner Rachael Reeves David Lammy Ed Miliband, and Wes Streeting

The so-called 'proof of delivery' photo left by the driver is a joke—where even is my package? It’s beyond frustrating how careless and unreliable they are. Unacceptable! #UberEATS #uberEATSfail

@UberEats This service is absolutely terrible! They completely failed to deliver my order. The so-called 'proof of delivery' photo left by the driver is a joke—where even is my package? It’s beyond frustrating how careless and unreliable they are. Unacceptable! #UberEATS

Djokovic merits greater respect from the Wimbledon audience. It is not his perceived arrogance that should be under scrutiny, but rather the act of booing itself. #Wimbledon2024 #Djokovic #Tennis

Who’s gonna tell her

@WarClandestine Putin can recount 2000 years of Russia’s history. Biden can’t recount what he had for breakfast.

@RoyalMail How do I buy postage online to send a letter to Santa? #RoyalMailFail #keepitsimple

@AminFareeed @AvoidFoxtons @foxtons They are an absolute disaster.

@fernsd @AvoidFoxtons @foxtons Their Harrow branch management is a nightmare to deal with, they don't reply or acknowledge emails.

@foxtons Strongly advise anyone considering using @foxtons to manage their property to look elsewhere. I have sent them several email, called several times but absolutely no response to my queries. Extremely poor service (Harrow branch).

@AvoidFoxtons at all costs. Especially their managed service, they are disastrous @foxtons #avoidfoxtons #foxtonsmanaged

Why moving out of a property managed by @foxtons is so difficult! The property management office doesn’t seem to communicate or pass on info to local office. Please avoid for the future - you’ve been warned. #London @AvoidFoxtons @Landlord_UK @TenantsTipsUK @arla_uk

avoid @foxtons at all costs. Especially their managed service, they are disastrous

Perception and angle are everything!!!

You be the judge... Was this in or out? 🧐

I'm not gonna apologise. It had to be done.

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

When your code works, but you have no idea how

Have I got it yet? Got my hands on a pair of #converse and some #fabricpaints after almost 15 years. #graffiti #paintedshoes