carmen. 🫜

i don't draw much anymore but i did need to make sure that @CFS950 and i's ocs dave and ethan see the light of the tl

just let her sleep omg

just put on the puppy collar mr. garraty and no one gets hurt

who up hoffin they man

@astybee like he is giving me a BoyBoner

@ferristism it’s great i’m unspeakably horny

looking at a pic of choff and walking funny afterward

@thedestroya__ like idkkkk man that chipped tooth apparently does it for me

@ferristism ...real

Gavries commission

I’m blushing..

reflecting on july 4th, 2024, which i spent on the porch of the 60yo lesbian who gave me her cat thru craigslist, with her likewise 60yo gf, and her two 72+ yo neighbors passing around a joint and discussing cary grant

@nnnnilo1 i can literally always count on you to understand me kenny

everybody suddenly showing interest in wonka after rumors of saoirse ronan 🙄 where were you when the real wonkheads and wonkamaxxers were getting ousted by polite society?

@birdywirby @gladbloods sorry um midwestern moment but apparently there are no northern hog sucker in maine and i just assumed their distribution included North. joke rescinded

@birdywirby @gladbloods it ends sprawling into a complex mafia storyline where the different fish species are different crime families. and ray is oblivious to this cause he has the northern hog sucker to talk about. and the name of that is ALSO distracting for pete.

pete is trying so hard to listen to ray explain how to pull in seine nets and how to id fish but art and hank are grabbing all the fish ray releases and making them kiss each other

morning habits #hucklerobby

the pineapple is blooming 🤩

@gladbloods i love them so bad 😭 if i think about enough silly sideplots i can forget the horrors of their canon ♥️

@ferristism Can’t stop giggling at this they’re so stupid

Oh Pete, they could never make me hate you and your cute little :3 ass smile #Iloveyoupetermcvries

let's just say I don't like drawing weapons and I'm not good at it (less when it's a quick dumb doodle) #thelongwalk #collieparker

@CFS950 killing me that my exact thought last night was that i miss being gay in chicago. i miss when elder gays used to hold our hands in the street and twinks told me to miss my train to stay with you

i miss being gay in chicago, but its t-minus 1 month until im gay im chicago again for a weekend and t-minus 4 months until im gay in chicago forever for the rest of my life again