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Huko comment section ya Cele kumewaka moto… at this point itabidi she clears the air 😭

dem akianza kuchoka na wewe kuna some tone of annoyance unaskianga kwa sauti yake,. usipo clock shida yako

His face When you say you have a nail tech appoint 😭

Hata Khaligraph Jones at his peak aligongewa proper mpaka madam akajazwa ball akimtoka. Nikikumbuka hio mwaka alitoa hit song na huyo madam huwa naisha. Women can be ruthless man.

"Vitu njugush alipitia Kwa Io marriage Yake na Wakavinya ni Mungu tuu amemuweka aki”- Wakavinya's best friend. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This evening aspirants affiliated to Linda Mwananchi including @SirAlexMatere - Westlands Constituency, @Karayamokaya - Dagoretti North Constituency, @NemayianShukuru - Narok County WR and many others paid a courtesy call to Siaya Governor H.E James Orengo in preparation to the Linda Mwananchi rallies in Vihiga County on Saturday 25th and Kisumu on Sunday 26th. Vihiga Kuridzia! Kisumu Dala Wabiro! It will be MASSIVE than ever!

Divorce proceedings have become rampant. If you wish to divorce your partner, these are the checklist: A partner who; A. Cheats; B. Is cruel to you, e.g., denial of conjugal rights; C. Deserts you; or D. Where the marriage has irretrievably broken down. Such a partner qualifies for divorce under the Marriage Act.

Growing up most millennials had firm boobies with tirries pointing in the sky as if scanning for NATO drones even at 27. Lakini nowadays our younger Sistas at 21 zishaanguka. To much immorality, Kasongo Must Go.

Why is Mr. Wetangula not issuing the writ declaring a vacancy in Ol’ Kalau constituency? Article 101(4)(b) provides…..Whenever a vacancy occurs in the office of a member of the National Assembly elected under Article 97 (1) (a) or (b), or of the Senate elected under Article 98 (1) (a)— (a) the respective Speaker shall, within twenty-one days after the occurrence of the vacancy, give notice in writing of the vacancy to the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission; Going by the facts that it’s now 26 days since Hon. Kiaraho died, Mr. Wetangula is already in violation of the constitution.

Ona uyu sasa! 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

There is a mathematical hack in personal finance and investing that, if you understand and apply it in your twenties and thirties, quietly changes how you think about time, money, and compounding...🧵

Foundation is the most important part of a strong structure. Never use a shortcut. This is hand packed stones method. The stones are also very costly. At this stage, ksh 100k+ is gone Alafu unasema 3 bedroom haezi pita 1M

Today, I had an engaging tete a tete with @WillisRaburu . He’s officially bringing his signature youthful energy, corporate MC expertise, and creative media edge to the Linda Mwananchi Movement. ​Willis is running for the Kisumu Senatorial seat, and we are thrilled he’s chosen to board our bus, a movement fueled by the aspirations of the youth and a drive for a better Kenya. ​Mashemeji derby tunayo hii wikendi!

Why Hussein Mohammed Tried — And Failed — To Kill @StandardKenya’s CHAN Insurance Corruption Story 📀Sh42M in public tournament funds wired to an unlicensed ghost broker — Riskwell Insurance Brokers Ltd — on the very opening day of CHAN, August 4, 2025 📀 Riskwell was only 40 days old when it secured the insurance contract — incorporated June 25, 2025, with zero regulatory standing 📀 The @ira_kenya confirmed in writing it had never licensed Riskwell for 2025 or any prior year — making the payment for insurance brokerage a criminal facilitation under the Insurance Act 📀 Competitive bidding was deliberately bypassed — three established insurers (Takaful, Old Mutual, Britam) had submitted valid bids, with Britam’s lowest bid at Sh29.1M — Sh13M cheaper than what Riskwell was paid 📀 Riskwell had no VAT obligation, filed no @KRACorporate returns, recorded zero purchases or sales — a textbook ghost company 📀 One of Riskwell’s three directors is linked to a senior FKF official — a direct conflict of interest Hussein cannot explain away 📀 The @EcobankKenya payment advice — timestamped 3:08PM, August 4 — bears Hussein’s own email address as the account holder’s contact, placing him at the centre of the transaction 📀 @husseinmoha sent four emissaries to The Standard’s newsroom in a desperate bid to stop publication — a move that only confirmed the story’s potency 📀 Rather than address the scandal, Hussein hid in Uganda — claiming he could not respond until he returned 📀 The @EACCKenya had already published a damning Q1 2024 report recommending prosecution of former FKF President @Nmwendwa for the same pattern of financial misconduct — Hussein walked straight into the same fire 📀 Whistleblower Ustadh Okello Kimathi had already formally filed the full dossier with the EACC alongside a public call for Hussein to step aside — the story was already in official hands before it hit the front page 📀 Hussein staying in office now actively obstructs investigations and erodes public trust — the cover-up has become bigger than the crime​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ @CAF_Media @caf_online_AR @fifacom_ar @FIFAcom @fifamedia

Men are supposed to provide not to empower. Otherwise you will be foolish to expect respect and submission from an empowered woman. If she got the power to provide to herself the same things you provide, then what would be the purpose of you the man in her life. If she needs empowerment, arudi kwa babake apatiwe power huko. But again, if you decide to get into that thing called Mareej, always remember that privacy is power. Real men with values never expose their wives & family for validation. Churchill is a very good example, he is a man of value. Hata akigongewa, nobody will know because he has perfected the art of protecting his kingdom. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Huko Mimi sirudi, nilikua naishiwa na pawa nikikumbuka size ya makagare nilipatana nayo huko kwa Trash, she forgot to clear it. Niliumwa na kichwa wiki mzima. Nilikua na meza mara Moja mara mbili just to ease the pain. Ayaaam telling you, Women are Omena!🥹

Proud of the team. The final is waiting! 🟡🔵

Ukiwa in marriage sometimes unafaa Unaingia kwa nyumba saa tano usiku ,na unaingia ka umepita na mango unakaa 30 minutes unarukia kwa dirisha unapotea for 2 months . Just to make a statement that you are the man in that house!

As a man I relate 😂😂😂

No manual man. Nameless and Wahu have been together since 2005. Mwalimu Churchill and his hidden wife still cooking. Size 8 & DJ Mo are still enjoying Bahati & Diana Marua are still in love Bien-Aimé Baraza & Chiki Kuruka are there. Ruto and his Mama country are here after 40+ yrs. Mama and papah married in 70s na bado wako on Lulu and Rashid bado wanatupea news na kutupasha. Kabi and Milly wa Jesus Terence and his Chebby Raila and Ida Abel and Nyawira The list is endless man. Sometimes you may do all they did to succeed but still fail. Ukitaka oa mkamba, oa mlevi, ukitaka mpee pesa, ukitaka parara na yeye.. Wakudumu atadumu na wakulamwa ata mulamwa.

A cheating married woman makes and destroys two men at the same time. Her husband loses trust in women, and it hardens his heart. This is how masculinity prophets are born. We get great inspirational quotes, sharp words, and endless entertainment. The unfortunate, godless heathen who couldn’t resist the urge, despite warnings from wise men like Waruhiu, is marked for life. Once he sees how sneaky women can be, he changes for good. These ones are doomed. They never even attempt relationships longer than 30 minutes. In fact, they never fully undress. Hawa ni wale hufikisha trauser kwa magoti wakiwa na viatu. People like our famous bully This is how Mercedes Benz owners are made. Kama yule macmuga wa siaya Good morning from Ndeiyashire.