fifiiiiii 💮

Bicep definition slyly creeping thru ☺️

This is what happens when you are led by clever people instead of morons.

🚨 Pedro Sánchez: “We received today a message demanding that Lamine Yamal be suspended because he raised the Palestinian flag during FC Barcelona celebrations yesterday. I think this is ridiculous; that I am being asked to suspend a player just for raising the Palestinian flag. Instead, I believe you should contact FIFA to ban you from participating in football because of what you have been doing for more than three years: systematic killing and genocide committed in the most horrific ways. Lamine Yamal will be honored, and this flag will remain an icon of celebrations in the streets of Spain from today onward.”

Guess who survived three years of genocide and is now registering in UK uni to continue their studies in Medicine?

Two Egyptian black belts raise Palestinian flag after defeating the Israeli player

Not a single stone remains standing, nor a tree, nor a human being—Israel has completely annihilated my town, Beit Hanoun.

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

simple thoughtfulness like this can never happen where i’m from

😂 so should we allow young black men to carry knives as many do to protect themselves? You are not above the law because you are Jewish

If a monkey or a penguin had done this, the internet would be overflowing with feelings of pity...

They took away plastic bags and straws just to turn around and allow the 1% to get rich on AI data centers that consume a small nations worth of water and electricity evry single day

Here's where this goes... Firstly, kiss successful insurance claims goodbye. Any accident will be blamed on "sub-optimal driver performance", and that time your hands moved briefly from the 10-and-2 or your eyeline wasn't correctly picked up by the mirror sensor will be used to blame your fender-bender on you. Secondly, there will be a big "people drive dangerously" propaganda push. "ADDW data harvesting has shown up 80% of us might be driving more recklessly than we think", or "most veteran drivers slip in to bad habits, reports show". Then comes the new legislation to act on this totally fabricated problem. What is it? Oh, it's re-certification. Every driver has to be re-certified after X years on the road. Or maybe your driver monitoring data will be uploaded to a database and scanned for errors. Those errors put points on your license and if you go over a certain number of points, your ability to drive is taken away pending recertification. You can appeal, and drive while the appeal takes place. But the appeal fee is greater than the recertification fee, and if you lose, you have to pay legal costs, and you're not allowed to drive for double the usual amount of time. You'll have to pay a "processing" fee for re-certifying, of course, and if you fail, you'll have to wait X amount of months before you can try again. Headlines will celebrate both the (fictional) decrease in traffic fatalities and that the smaller number of private vehicles on the road has improved the pollution levels in the inner cities. An opinion piece from an anonymous "former driver" will appear in the Guardian "I lost my drivers license, and it's the best thing that ever happened to me". It will talk up how much money they're saving on petrol and road tax, and how much fitter they get walking everywhere and how they know their neighbours so well now. And all sorts of cosy anecdotes about the charming characters and life-affirming tableaux that public transport exposes you to.

🇨🇳 Tens of thousands of young Chinese people are becoming homeless, Because they are Blacklisted by Social Credit System. Once you are blacklisted, the digital wallet WeChat immediately bans you from spending your own digital money, or receiving salary..So you become homeless😭

You’re not gonna be allowed to attend a sporting event if you’re vocally against genocide lmaooo America is really Israel’s bitch

NEW: British soldiers are being exposed for fathering children in Kenya and leaving them behind, thanks to commercial DNA databases. Children, many with lighter skin color, born near a British military base in Kenya, are now receiving answers about their fathers. "Nothing like this has ever been done before, where you're engaging DNA testing on such a scale" in the UK courts, said UK lawyer James Netto, according to BBC. There are currently about 100 documented cases of children being born near the British Army Training Unit in Kenya to British soldiers, but Netto believes there are many more. If a case is confirmed, the children will be able to register for British citizenship in most cases. Children under 18 will be eligible for child support.

I think this is the best picture I've ever taken

Did you know the TV show “To Catch a Predator” was cancelled because they kept catching law enforcement, teachers, preachers, local officials, and other people meant to protect Children? The final straw? An Assistant District Attorney in TEXAS was courting who he thought was a 13yo boy. He didn’t show for the sting, so they sent law enforcement and camera crew to his home. The police entered, and Louis Conradt shot himself, taking his own life. Can’t make this shit up.

We take so much for granted.

When she drives you crazy but she’s your crazy

Look what my dad texted in the family group after he walked my sister down the aisle to marry her 5th husband

The smugness on her face melting into fear was fucking delicious.I love when " crazy" people meet people who are crazy for real. I guarantee she won't do that again🤣🤣 It was at this moment she knew she’d fuq’d up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣FAFO