Joga Bonito 🇵🇸

@mistressdivy This is literally my nightmare

I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.

@omgsidewalks Chicken n chips

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was luxury when you were a kid

@SayantikaSays Mutton >>>>

Let's end this debate, Chicken Biriyani or Mutton Biriyani?

Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu treated for early-stage prostate cancer bbc.in/4sYGtR9

@Felgavi @Ravenismeee Don’t be daft

@Ravenismeee Macarons are garbage.

What's the most overrated food you are convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?

@Ravenismeee Coffee

@MalditaSummer Bitcoin apple nvidia

Te encuentras con tu yo de 16 años, te permiten 3 palabras. ¿Qué le dirás?

@BBCNews Same for experienced professionals too sadly

Graduate 'ghosted' by employers has applied for 400 jobs and had only three interviews bbc.in/4eBs1L6

@Simi_2210_ 1

No calculator. No excuses. Just logic Can you...?

@mattletiss7 @grok Are you ok Matthew

@grok Why didn’t you just answer my question instead of assuming a certain framing. That leads me to assume you’ve been programmed to do that I’m afraid, your credibility is shot to pieces

@NefflynB Rocky balboa

Aparentemente, si usas el cerebro derecho ves un conejo, y si usas el cerebro izquierdo ves una tortuga. ¿Qué ves?

@hetmehtaa P455W0RD

i am a cybersecurity guy, scare me with one word

@Tueei4_ @HannibalXW Real

@HannibalXW هل هذا حقيقي ولا ذكاء

رجل يوثّق لحظة لا تُصدّق😳 ظهور كائن أسطوري مرعب يشبه Minotaur يتجول في وقتٍ متأخر من الليل داخل أحد الأحياء في البرازيل

A humpback whale mother SPRAYS thick milk underwater, 40% fat, like toothpaste, to feed her calf...

@Hoopss Are you ok? Or ill ?

In London if you are British you cannot carry knives, if you are black and Muslim you can carry swords.

@jutc1882 @Padreespartano Yeah a bus pass

@Padreespartano what if you are 80 or disabled? is there an alternative.

En Rumanía, los pasajeros pueden pagar un ticket de autobús haciendo 20 sentadillas. Un dispositivo cuenta las sentadillas y luego emite un ticket válido para un viaje en la red de transportes. ¿Qué opinas de esta idea?

@lane_d12 @PolitlcsUK No we wouldn’t

@PolitlcsUK Valentina is white … so coming via small boat won’t work. She will be arrested by our Two Tier Police. She should be allowed into Britain with no issues. The British people would welcome her

🚨 NEW: Valentina Gomez says she will arrive into the UK by small boat after the Home Office revoked her ETA "If they dare to arrest me, I guarantee you that the White House will get involved [because] I am coming with former and current soldiers of the US Military"

@PolitlcsUK 😂😂

@IbexOg @Veronika9557721 @MadJensAFC @_Afcbanks Who bought them and paid a lot of money for them?

@Veronika9557721 @MadJensAFC @_Afcbanks Ben white, Kai Havertz, Noni madueke

Do people realize he wants the trophy more than us??🤔

@northantspcman @drix_man @OptaAnalyst lol read what you wrote

@drix_man @OptaAnalyst City will only be top of the league of they win by greater than 1 goal all down to goal difference

How the Opta supercomputer sees the title race after Manchester City's win over Arsenal on Sunday🫣