Finch

Happy New Year everyone.

Finally got the super cool new bird theme Library Card!!!! Thanks @fairfaxlibrary 🐦‍⬛🦆🦜🦩🦤

Omg @EITMonline Elliot & @mikejonesradio need to take Diane to this!!!

@Donnainva @EITMonline Glad I'm not the only one.

@EITMonline i remember the Bicentennial—it was EVERYWHERE! This time, I equate 250 with the administration—not interested!

What happens when you put Meryl Streep and Anna Wintour—the two Mirandas, as it were—in a room together? A wide-ranging conversation about fashion, family, friendship, and yes, the forthcoming sequel to “The Devil Wears Prada.” “In terms of Miranda, and coming back to that character 20 years later, I did think honestly about Anna, and tried to imagine what it was like to carry her responsibility and to be as interested in the world and curious as she must have to be,” Streep tells Greta Gerwig in Vogue’s May 2026 cover story. And what did Wintour do when she heard the rumours that “The Devil Wears Prada 2” was happening? She called Streep, of course. “I knew she would tell me if it was going to be all right,” Wintour says. “I trusted her implicitly.” Read the full story at the link below: vogue.com/article/meryl-…

It's always important to make sure future discovery is a fun little scavenger hunt for attorneys.

Debilitating anxiety here @EITMonline and I'll respond to texts asap about 98% of the time. The unread notification on my phone is more panic inducing than responding to a text

Hey @NASA - now that your astronauts are going further in space than they ever have before today - do you think they could finally find that Juan Soto homerun ball from back in August 2020? (never got an update in 2024, so assuming today is a good day to ask) #ArtemisII

I am so damn good at my job. 💁‍♀️

I’ve driven on roads in Thailand, Mexico, Italy, even Florida. The menace that Maryland drivers pose is truly unique

Home Opening + Financial Review Meeting. #MultiTasking

You can keep your bridges and skyscraper backgrounds...give us cherry blossoms any day 🌸🌸🌸🌸 #NATITUDE

I would like to thank my staff for taking it upon themselves to ruin opening day for me. Thanks guys. Really fucking appreciate this bullshit today.

@S_C_62 @DrunkReverend @EITMonline Sorry. Walking into work. Gotta get meetings in before Opening Day at 1pm 😎

@finch960 @DrunkReverend the summer reader bat signal has gone out @EITMonline

@DrunkReverend Welcome to management.

Man, I remember when work was fun and felt like a family. Now it’s a bleak dystopia. Why is a good work environment so hard to find or maintain?

Who knew hell on earth was a waiting room in Arlington, Virginia.

Breaking food news @EITMonline

My view when I walk into my office 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌸🌸🌺🌸🌺🌸

Looking forward to A LOT of baseball / how good the Nats are again chat today @EITMonline Happy to cancel my morning meeting if I need to call in. 😁

Your baseball team winning games.

Can we not enjoy one GD week of joy without talking trades already? ARE NATIONALS FANS NOT ENTITLED TO AT LEAST A LITTLE EARLY SEASON JOY?! 😤