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Storyteller + Creative Director. | Write. Produce. Direct. Host. | Refusing to pay 🐦 to be "re-verified" since 2023.
*PDC* & LDN from NYC & CHI Katılım Ekim 2008
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If I know you and you follow this man, did you do it on purpose or...?
Because gross.
Jason Whitlock@jasonwhitlock
This is Serena’s husband, a true beta. He’s mad at me rather than the wife Crip walking and still thinking about Drake. Simp.
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Grateful to know brilliant comedians like @Felonious_munk whom I've never heard use rape in a set or "joke" about being "Me Too'd" — all while trying to tell us:
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND COMEDY!"
gtefoh.
Rape is not funny. 🖕🏿
Extra pissed I'm on a lunatic's platform rn. 🙅🏿♀️
T̷h̷e̷ ̷M̷i̷s̷t̷r̷e̷s̷s̷ ̷O̷f̷ ̷C̷h̷a̷o̷s̷@M3GAN_E_KNOWLES
Rape will never be a joke or a punchline. @andrewschulz #HeIsARapeApologist
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Hey, @amazon! I am fully in a health crisis, IV and all, while your company has spent FOUR DAYS making excuses for not delivering my niece's gift from her grandmother.
I don't have time or energy for you repeatedly disappointing a child I adore.
Case #0269248907. Talk soon.
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Yes, @iamaniesia! Lead by example. 💛🎉
Definitely a proud friend moment because I'm not even #onhere anymore. 😂
Aniesia Williams@iamaniesia
So remember I told you guys I was working on something... well it's time for me to pop out.... Buckle up for this thread 🥰. Last year, @awplusco (service-based) was acquired by a tech firm, but I haven't told many folks about it. If you know me, I just do the work.
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I need reverse press junkets for everything that’s being released during strikes. They deserve.
The only interviewers allowed should be ones capable of talking about process.
Or asking things that make the interviewee say “ooh..good question!” sincerely.
Please and thank you.
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@michellechel @SterlingKBrown Haven't yet watched the final season of "This is Randall" (I high-key hate goodbyes), but his ability to *emote without a single word* should win alltheawards.
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Real talk?!? I’m always able to see @SterlingKBrown as whatever character he’s playing. I’m good at compartmentalizing. But that hurt on his face at the end? I have never felt so protective. I wanted to snatch Beth up and read her for FILTH!
Kevín@KevOnStage
You never gone win an argument with a woman that really love you. Lol. Beth let the CHOPPER SING!
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Seriously, 🤡 in a suit?
Millions *greatly* want(ed) to work. That's not the issue, dimwit.
Global crises simply help folks realize that working with entitled, out-of-touch imbeciles like *you* is a misery-drenched road to an early grave.
#thoughtsandprayers, Australians.
Financial Review@FinancialReview
Gurner Group founder Tim Gurner tells the Financial Review Property Summit workers have become "arrogant" since COVID and "We've got to kill that attitude." afr.com/politics/feder…
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My @Apple watch woke me up by shaking my wrist and screaming that it was about to die (aka vibrating + beeping).
**At 4am.**
I WAS ASLEEP AND YOU KNEW THAT.
Aside from "charge your watch," can I make this never happen again?
My googles have thus far yielded no solution. 😕
GIF
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Thank you for supporting our show, @SarahO_Connell. Seeing this (days later...) just made an already lovely week even sweeter. 😊
Sarah O'Connell@SarahO_Connell
I watched @StrangeLoopLdn at the @BarbicanCentre last night! I originally wanted to see it in New York last December so pleased I got to in London! #AStrangeLoop
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@MissyElliott Who had a disposable camera and ran to the one-hour photo at Duane Reade? I wanna see. 😂
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Fun fact I had to go to a gas station in Brooklyn NY to get air in this blow up suit & the suit blew up so big I couldn’t fit in the car so I had to walk back to set down the street in this outfit in BROOKLYN😳 dem ppl was riding pass like she must be high😩🤣😂
chart data@chartdata
.@MissyElliott's "The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)" has been ranked the #1 Greatest Hip-Hop Video of All Time by @RollingStone.
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The only way that bullet would have been a surprise is if she had dropped Ariana DeBose in his hand.
#twitterinfluencer
#doingitjustintime
#vaguetweetsaboutwhatiwatch
#dontwannaoffendanyone
#itsasmallindustry
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This icon right here.
I'm curious how many (1) Black women artists who are (2) over 45 y/o that also (3) still drop hits and perform while we're (4) playing their debut albums like they just dropped last week.
Off to turn up my @MissyElliott playlist.
Missy Elliott@MissyElliott
.@Essence BTS🎥 July/August Print Cover Issue👽🥶👽😮💨🙏🏾💜💜💜
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Happy Anniversary to me! Thirteen years ago I walked out of prison a free man!
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