grace

cry laughing at my own dumb joke again

looking gayer every day my girl love that for you

do you interact with your hernia often

“ice cream is the only thing binding me to this physical world” #BOHquotes

playing a catch phrase-esque phone game — just described shake it off by taylor swift as “a musician i listen to a lot” and “wiggle away the haters”

@haughtvalue we’ve been asking for pockets for so long 😭

@findinggrace27 feminism still has much to accomplish.......

my bf and i wear basically the same sized and i’m borrowing a pair of his jeans rn — y’all the pockets on these pants are insane. it’s like a bottomless pit.

@findinggrace27 Red wine is for bawling

@tacochampagne_ truth

“eh. red wine doesn’t really make me feel like balling.”

Sept 15

i could never be illusive idk cuz when drama happens in my life the first thing i do is tell my 72 closest friends

taking the edge off existential dread with my first full meal of the day

it’s just wild to me how kids become adults. like the little girl who used to talk to much on the top bunk is texting me to arrange a hang out around our work schedules. like a full person.

forearms ❤️

i just said kanch and retchup to a customer’s face how’s your day

my coworker, whom i’ve tried to explain manic pixie dream girls to, accidentally said hungry magic pixie girl instead and it made my shift.

you’ve heard of the manic pixie dream girl, but are you familiar with a hungry magic pixie girl?!

“you guys make such GOOD cocktails!!” - says the man drinking a gin rickey

“you know that the rest of the world uses metric systems, right?” “yeah they also use cocaine” #quotesfromboh

@tishh NO