Karoliina *sunny with chance of sarcasm*

@jarvijakuu @lehtikuusi @FCDOLauraDavies Hei Judith, kannattais jotenkin mainita jos on parodiatili, Ettei ihmiset vahingossa luule että oot tosissasi.

@lehtikuusi @FCDOLauraDavies Nykyäänhän koko hovi on muslimeita niin kaikki epstein-hommelit on ihan normaalia ja ok.

Onpa hauskaa syödä jäätelöä Peltsin ja Osmon kanssa residensissäni! Olen ykkösfani: heidän luontoseikkailunsa rohkaisevat minua mennä kokeilemaan enemmän Suomesta

@jojampet @domdyer70 Sometimes you have to dumb down to have a chance at comprehension by the denser amongst us. And by the looks of things that seems to include you.

@domdyer70 What a patronising burk!

Sharing again for all those who ignore advice to not walk their dogs in this heatwave. If it’s hot for you, it will kill them

@chandral67 @domdyer70 “Podencos tolerate heat better than many breeds because they evolved in hot Mediterranean climates: lean bodies, huge ears for heat dissipation, light coats and natural energy conservation. Better adapted doesn’t mean immune though, even they can suffer heatstroke in UK humidity”

@chandral67 @domdyer70 Different breeds like Podenco Canaria and I suspect dogs would also get used to different environments.

They did, it was called America

@EliMcCann The bottom two look the best to me. You look relaxed in those.

My husband made me take new headshots for my upcoming book because I've been using the same one for like seven years. I hate pictures of myself. Please just tell me which one of these to use for the back of the book.

I couldn’t but help notice the resemblance of this recent photo of President Trump with the famous repainted fresco version of Christ in Borja, Spain. 😊

@SMohyeddin Muslims watched this pathetic display and laughed! We aren’t frightened of bacon. Or pigs heads. Or for that matter, gammon.

@elonmusk @Variety All that money and power, yet so fragile. Who hurt you! Oh, it was definitely daddy!

@Variety [he said after sipping daintily on his lukewarm soy latte]

Javier Bardem speaks out in #Cannes on toxic masculinity: "That problem also goes to Trump, Putin and Netanyahu... the big balls man saying 'my cock is bigger than yours and I'm going to bomb the shit out of you' is a f*cking male toxic behavior that is creating thousands of dead people." variety.com/2026/film/fest…

@CieloBonit @ginamilan_ @kelly54708895 x.com/dj_ajaxx/statu…

@ginamilan_ @kelly54708895 Yeah, fuck that! They ain’t never getting a penny from me again.

Lululemon is now selling hijabs for Muslim women. I wish I was kidding… but I’m not.

@ginamilan_ Do you have a problem with nuns wearing habits? Or a Jewish person wearing a yarmulke? If not, you’re just a bitchy, Islamophobic, asshole. They’re all the same thing.

@jasemonkey More keys than Timpsons.

This is the first time I've seen a performance of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' in which every member of the band is playing and singing in a different key.

@michaeljswalker He’s definitely a lost prophet

@MuhrensLeftPeg @jasemonkey That tickled me! Thank you 🙏

@jasemonkey More keys than Timpson's.

@TracyAnnO Good of you to communicate by a gif, nice and vague.

#Eurovisión2026 On so many levels .

@da_moose @scottygb But Palestine didn’t take part?

@scottygb Imagine writing that everyone breathes a sigh of relief because a country who's people got murdered, men, women and the dead raped, burnt, babies kidnapped and strangled.... ...Didn't win a song contest. Imagine.

And the EBU breathes a sigh of relief.

this is like the avengers but for gay people

@eThirty_Three @esjesjesj I was hoping you were joking but apparently you mean that shit…. 😜

@esjesjesj There are Busts of Homer are you stupid?

One of the funniest things about this is Elon is just so aggressively dumb that he is sure Homer was a real guy