Fiona Perrin 〓〓

@MarkWalters_ Wow. Tough stuff. Thoughts and love with you x

@HackedOffHugh @HeatmiserUK Absolutely impossible! Beaten all my digital native kids and 4 x electricians to date.

In the long history of humanity has anyone ever understood how to operate an @HeatmiserUK digital bollocks thermostat?

@DHHlitagency @Diana_Beaumont Congratulations to fab @Diana_Beaumont

We are absolutely delighted to welcome the inimitable @Diana_Beaumont to the DHH Literary Agency. Bringing with her a list of incredibly talented and exciting authors, Diana will join officially on 3rd June. thebookseller.com/news/diana-bea…

Dollop the Dog exercising her democratic rights for the first time. #Dogsatpollingstations

Last night's Cornish sunset featuring Dollop the Dog. #Cornwall #sunsetclub #sunset

@PenguinUKBooks Evelyn Waugh's Decline and Fall still has me crying tears of laughter on every reread.

We're in the mood for a good laugh! What is the funniest book you've ever read? 📚✨

@jfnephlolz Once I was sat in the window of a hairdressers in Soho, hair in foils like a space man. Bill walked past, looking typically dapper, and winked at me.

Happy St Piran's Day from sunny Cornwall.

@katierpacker Funny

nowadays I really do see where guy fawkes was coming from

When summer finally makes it to Cornwall in September…

@dicaniojames And with the lifeboat with my husband on board.

Cadgwith regatta #cadgwith #cornwall

@Parody_PM @RishiSunak This exactly. Can’t stand the lies.

@RishiSunak Together we will pretend not to know that North Sea oil and gas is sold by internationally owned companies on the global market at international prices to whoever wants it and has no impact on energy security or prices.

Energy security. That’s our focus. Together, we will: ⬆️ Boost renewables ⬆️ Revive nuclear power ⬆️ Back North Sea oil & gas    And by taking this approach, we’ll also boost British jobs and grow the economy 🇬🇧

@13sarahmurphy And lying about it as if non-truth is now standard

So, because of a very narrowly won by-election on a largely misunderstood ULEZ expansion plan and an absolutely epic fuss about one man’s banking arrangements, Tories are now rowing back on environmental protection and howling again about ‘woke’. Such desperate knee-jerk idiocy.

@TMLoganAuthor @ZaffreBooks Great audio book too btw.

I absolutely LOVE the brand new paperback cover of The Mother! Summery yet sinister and it really captures the story, the raw emotion of a mother separated from her children and her long journey back to them. Paperback landing August 3rd!😍 geni.us/TheMotherPB

@Diana_Beaumont @inkstainsclaire @olivialucy_ @lucy_martin20 @CorsairBooks @Dauntbooks Great dress!

It was a night of celebration and I was so thrilled to be with @inkstainsclaire, @olivialucy_ @lucy_martin20 and all @CorsairBooks @Dauntbooks to toast the publication of THIS COULD BE US, a profoundly moving and important novel

Introducing our new puppy, Dollop the Dog.

@DentLizzy Lunchtime in my study with baby dog, Dollop x

@catherine_mayer I did it. Turn up (wearing a suit which was the tough bit as a student). Get a much cheaper seat for some sort of package you never saw. Went to US twice.

A question for older Twitter: does any of you remember when it used to be possible to get incredibly cheap flights or even be paid to fly by registering as a courier and routing via various cities to pick up and deliver parcels? I know this sounds dodge but I don't think it was

You could almost smell summer coming today at Gwithian Towans. #Cornwall

@Tom65793387 @IanSaltern Ha ha. Very good.

@IanSaltern Helston, we have a problem.