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Happy birthday @domisatwit 🎂🎉🥳🍷🍷🍷

Why has @bbcweather just showed a forecast for Friday on @BBCNews ? For a good half a minute I was sure it was only Thursday! 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 #confusing #BBCNews24

Announcing our legendary exhibition - Draco Roffensis: The Rochester Dragon 🐉 Inspired by illuminations in Textus Roffensis, the dragon has been created by celebrated artist Wendy Daws. The 15m long dragon will be suspended in our Nave. Opens 1st June rochestercathedral.org/dragon

@revpaulwhite 😮 glad you are ok!

Had a new experience today - my front tyre blew out whilst in the outside lane on the M2! Lots of shuddering, lots of noise and a bit of smoke. Managed to get into the hard shoulder and stop without anyone being hurt, so I'll take that as a win. Four new tyres on Friday.

FARNINGHAM: Hundreds of boxes of disposable face masks have been dumped at Farningham Wood Nature Reserve car park near Swanley. Sevenoaks Council wants to hear from anyone with information about the flytipped PPE. They can be emailed at: ee@sevenoaks.gov.uk Video: Luke Garth.

@kent_police 3 hour delays remain on approach from J29 due to the closure on the #M25 between J30 and J2 near #Dartford. Extensive clear up works are in progress & we currently have no estimated time of re-opening due to the complexity of the incident. nationalhighways.co.uk/travel-updates…

@Tesco I’m at your Sidcup store for 6-7pm click & collect, but no van is here. Do you have any info I can share with the other customers waiting?

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Pray for women enduring domestic violence, where a natural haven has become a place of terror; where physical wounds have been made and emotional scars that will last longer still; for children traumatised as witnesses #16DaysOfActivism @WhiteRibbon_UK @SeeOfRochester

@kent_police The #A20 remains closed in #Kent westbound between the #M25/M20 J1 and the #B2173 following a serious collision. Emergency services still on scene and recovery taking place. More info here: nationalhighways.co.uk/travel-updates…

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@domisatwit 😂😂 50 at 50 @Pipskin ? 🤞👏😂

Had a dream I was doing some volunteering work with Sue Perkins. Which was odd.

It's one month today until our summer exhibition 'Threads through Creation' opens at Rochester Cathedral. The exhibition is made up of twelve enormous embroidered silk panels which explore the story of creation and was created by artist Jacqui Parkinson. 29/7 -3/9

The Metropolitan Police says many 999 calls are not connecting because of a technical fault. People in London are being told to call 101 in an emergency.

The local #Election verification counts for Sevenoaks District Council and local town and parish councils are well underway. You can expect the District results to come in from 1pm. All the results will be posted on this feed and our website.

@edwardrhbarlow So cute! 🥰

So true! 😂😂

@revfinch @R_C_Woodward @kmrodonnell @SarumCollege Yay! Congratulations Morag 👏👏

@chchchchelsea 😂😂😂👏👏

Absolute top level packing hack inspo. Can’t wait for my next Ryanair flight. #Brits2023 #BRITs

Opened Twitter for the first time in ages to see it’s #MyTwitterAnniversary 😮