David Thomas

@ASUange @EmilyCompagno @OutnumberedFNC I can’t drink that much coffee in an hour!!

Every time @EmilyCompagno says, “at the end of the day” on @OutnumberedFNC , take a drink of your fave morning beverage. #worstsayingever #loveyoubuthatethatsaying

@patrickallsyms @tomdeblass1

A lot of people say grappling doesn’t work in the street

@yuenglingbeer Please come to Montana

FLIGHT Friday? I think yes.☑️

@jeremyfaust Someone referring to a patients O2 “Stat” 🤦‍♂️

Favorite mispronunciation of a medical term you’ve ever heard. Go! (This is *not* to make fun of anyone. These words are hard and many of them trip up even seasoned pros) I’ll start. “Doc, I have a history of vaso-vagal [sin-ah-kuh-pee]”

@IamTheImmortal You’re a legend of the sport…

My (old ass) iPhone overheated and battery died from the amount of notifications I received today. I’m overwhelmed I didn’t even think about people actually caring when I posted earlier today. Love all of you guys with all my heart!

State 50 beats state 48!!! Yes!!

@AmiriKing 8… all day

A civil war breaks out. Which region is winning this shit?

This was not written by me, but it touched me deeply… Sunday is coming. “He received 39 stripes because 40 was known to kill a man. They wanted him alive. They held handfuls of his beard, and hair and pulled it out by the roots. They wanted him alive. They kicked, punched, and spit on him for hours. Until there wasn't a single spot on his body not covered in blood. They wanted him alive. They shoved a crown of thorns down on his head so harshly it stuck in his skin. They wanted him alive. After hours of being beaten, mocked, whipped, flogged, and tortured they made him walk with a cross. They made him carry it. A rough piece of wood with splinters digging into fresh wounds. They wanted him alive. They wanted him to feel every ounce of pain they could bring. He had to feel it in order to heal us. Crucifixion was historically one of the cruelest most tortured deaths a human could face. Hours upon hours of torture. Torture most of us can not mentally think of because the cruelty isn't normal. It isn't something our minds can comprehend. We celebrate Easter with pastel colors, happy children hunting eggs, and chocolate. Truth is there was absolutely nothing happy about the day Jesus died. It was cruel, bloody, and nasty. He could have stopped all of it. He could have called every angel in heaven to demolish every person standing and shouting "Crucify Him!" He didn't. He knew in order to have a Sunday you have to have a Friday. He knew in order to have joy you have to carry your cross. He felt everything that day. He felt how your heart broke wide open when you had to watch your baby die. He felt how heavy your life was when you were staring down the barrel of a gun wondering if the man you called husband was going to shoot you. He carried the weight of the burden you have felt since your spouse died, and life just doesn't seem right since. On that cross he held the rapist and murderers, the sinner and the saint. He leveled every playing field and said ALL of you are worth it. He knew he had to carry the cross. He never promised the cross you carry in this life would not be heavy. His wasn't. His promise is that Sunday is coming. No matter how heavy Friday is. Financially, emotionally, mentally, or physically. Friday is heavy. That cross is weighing you down and you are about to crumble under its weight. His promise was simply this. He won't make you carry it alone. What kind of king would step down from his throne for this? Jesus of Nazareth, the Son of God did. For you. He did every bit of it for you and me. Oh yes, it is heavy. So heavy sometimes you do not think you can take one more step. But look up, because Sunday is coming.”

@SHAQ So true and well said @SHAQ

The older you get the more you realize how precious life is. You have no desire for drama, conflict or stress. You just want good friends, a cozy home, food on the table, and people who make you happy.

@yuenglingbeer Sure wish I could find it here in Montana!! Best beer ever

Yuengling, The Oldest Brewery In America. Independently Owned and Family Operated since 1829 because we make good beer.

@MattWhitmanTMBH Yessssss

On repeat. open.spotify.com/track/5MUsiInc…

@rightchriscook Me too

@MattWalshBlog @benshapiro @CalebHemmer Can’t follow.. said my limit is reached. I haven’t followed anyone in weeks. @elonmusk

@CalebHemmer @benshapiro Hi Caleb, just to clarify: you’re claiming that this edited montage is a more accurate reflection of our exchange than the actual full unedited clip that I posted?

In which @mattwalshblog leaves an elected Democrat absolutely speechless with one simple question. This clip is stunning.

@ufc Unbelievable… I’ve watched since the first fight back in the day… and this night had the most despicable judging ever! Shameful!! @ufc @danawhite

Well... we did not see this coming #UFC282

@firedave66 @AskHershey @US_FDA They tried to scam my mom so I had to take over. Don't try to scam me. We are still waiting for a "supervisor" to call back, which we didn't ask for.

@ASUange @AskHershey @US_FDA Well that’s a load of BS 🤦‍♂️

Did you know that if you call @AskHershey ,they will try to tell you that the Net wt on the 24 oz bottle is supposed to INCLUDE the bottle? ONLY 17.5oz of liquid weighed out. Bottle is 2.8. Do the math! Total #scam @US_FDA

@espn where’s the commentary?? ESPN+ has none!! #ufc

@JefferyFasching Ephesians 2:8-9: 8 For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, 9 not of works, lest anyone should boast. Not that we shouldn’t do good… but “working at it” won’t save anyone. GOD’S GRACE THROUGH FAITH.

Work with all your might to obtain heaven…Do not listen to those who say all are saved. This is a lie Satan tells us so that we won’t work at it.

@MattWhitmanTMBH No snow here in Conrad, MT yet, but it feels super close!!

This is the ideal way to interact with the first snow of the year.

@Neal_Freyman @MorningBrew youtu.be/hUPFRmKCVPk Happy Birthday! Here’s a song from a “couple” years ago that I think says it all. I hope you enjoy it!

In @MorningBrew's Sunday Edition, I wrote about turning 30.