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@GiantHotTakes I thought Tony Vitello was supposed to bring the youthful college energy? Why is this team so sleepy?

Sleepwalking

@ByMattWeyrich Most want a GOAT, give me the COW!! 🐄 > 🐐

I don't know about anyone else but I kinda want to see what this Colton Cowser guy can do with more ABs moving forward.

@GiantHotTakes Lots of the Dominican guys start off slow then get hot with the weather. Look at Ketel, Devers, Caminero, Soto, etc

Ketel Marte is a better hitter than the Giants have had in my entire lifetime

@ByMattWeyrich @Orioles Is Colton Cowser the most clutch baseball player of all time?

The call is overturned. Colton Cowser is ruled safe. It's all tied up again in the 12th. Madness. 🎥: @Orioles

@tylerbarberis_ One more chance to be heroes, for just one day… 🎶

@ByMattWeyrich This guy was destroying baseballs in AAA less than 2 years ago. The next great Orioles slugger. Now he’s close to washing out. Crazy.

Orioles’ Coby Mayo (low back discomfort) has improved since yesterday, Craig Albernaz says. He doesn’t believe Mayo will need an IL stint, though he’s out of the lineup today.

@GiantHotTakes Ketel Marte and Corbin Carroll are on Fire

I have good news. First pitch today is at 2:05. I work until 4. We play VERY well when I am on the clock. Let’s keep it rolling.

Casey Schmitt is a better hitter than Shohei Ohtani. Your NL DH plays for the Giants.

@KenWeinmanSport Hopefully that’s Shaquille batting 9th and not Tyler. Now that’s an upgrade

Wow O’Neill in the nine hole. Progress

Mustard just got swept in today’s doubleheader. He is now 0-27 this season. #JusticeForMustard

@ryan_landreth NPC Franchise

Nothing the Mariners do has ever or will ever mattered. What a boring, irrelevant franchise. They exist only to be a background character on the highlight tapes of their opponents

@tylermilliken_ It’s okay, Marcelo Mayer is your shortstop now. A World Series is sure to follow

What a mess.

@jcalvinmeyer Cowser always seems to get big hits. They need to keep him healthy in the lineup

Colton Cowser walk-off home run. Orioles win 5-2. A huge celebration at home plate.

@KeeganMatheson Elbow surgery Dr Meister. See Cease in 2028 next on the mound

Dylan Cease has been removed from today's game with an apparent injury. Just about the last thing the #BlueJays' rotation can take right now. Updates to come as they're shared with us.

@ryan_landreth Look, nobody ever doubted this team. They’re a power team lead by multiple future hall of famers. Enjoy the ride!

Kolek and Bergert for Fermin was such an awesome move by JJ

@GiantHotTakes San Francisco T.O. OchoCinco’s

@GiantHotTakes Wins are so rare for this team, they literally have planned touchdown celebrations like a WR who scores once a week at best

These guys crack me up man

@GiantHotTakes Time to trade for Skubal and extend Tony Vitello. This team has something special. Buster Posey has done it again

A win!

@Hogdale_ The RedSox having less total runs on the season than the Royals is insane

Bello is so fucking shit

@GiantHotTakes I just Schmitt my pants

CASEY SCHMITT IS A SPECIAL TALENT