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Isoamyl alcohol diluted in ethanol has the most delightful scent...I sometimes fantasize about transferring a few hundred mL to an atomizer when I am alone in the lab

Watching Lolita (1962) at the movie theater but not moving my head so people know I have a nuanced view on the content

@moeulipo I daresay it's not the hotness that is prohibitive so much as the $250 resale price

I haven't made a single Christopher Nolan hate tweet since the News. I am being very disciplined

@_____143___ @einfell have you ever tinkered w the API? you have to have a subscription, though cloud.ouraring.com/v2/docs

@einfell its proprietary :( i assume best guess for any local analysis you’d want is exporting data manually, but idk what they include. theres a subscription that generates “insights” but you don’t need it

i’m falling apart

@drybaptism Beatrice my belovèd courtly beloved

the tomb of beatrice portinari

@0xCE7E5 Really cute

oc if that's okay

Do I go to my book club next week or flake on them all to go to the End of Evangelion under the influence

the epic and unwearable Midori shirt beckons ...

@Oxxoenjoyer but so erosive on the bank account 💔

@fivebyoushi i mean honestly kinda worth a good massage does WONDERS.

Truthfully, what might actually topple me from bachelorettehood is free masseuse access

@cephalophory_ Per breath test, lactose intolerance; would not be surprised if it were both, since I seem to do better with non-cow milk

@fivebyoushi Are you sure its lactose intolerance and not the A1 beta casein protein.

In spite of my dysgenic lactose intolerance, I seem to be able to digest goat's milk (?!) This cheese was splendid for lunch with overripe strawberries

@witmaxxer Yesss at the farmers market stall I go to they let them get nice and dark and ripe before picking them

@fivebyoushi over ripe strawberries ???

@theonlytruecel No, but it may be worth the Lactaid and bourgeois grocery trip

@fivebyoushi have u tried buffalo milk yet?

@kaede106548211 yeah aged cheeses have almost zero lactose content but soft cheeses are not so friendly...

@fivebyoushi i think some cheese types basically remove the lactose

I miss my bosom friends

I can excuse the racism in Pierrot le Fou, but I draw the line at the animal cruelty.

I have a fascinating talent for making $300 dry-clean only shirts smell like sweat