Segring
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no traffic violations either ima be an upstanding citizen
Vexx@WeLuvVexx
The night before GTA 6 releases. One last drive 🥹
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what is it with those pants? every time she wears them it’s so gay I’m so confused😭
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Imaginez le prix de l'encre
Faux Tête 🇨🇩@Mrkamashi
Pourquoi les livres ne pourraient-ils pas avoir un thème sombre ?
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This 12-gauge folding shotgun fits in a standard backpack and goes from stowed to 'send it' in 3 seconds.
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@TNIZ869 @khaliltooshort The Shattering was the WAR, it's completely separate from Marika breaking the Elden ring
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@khaliltooshort This is pre Demi God status, before the Shattering of the Elden Ring most likely, unless things change with CGI in post production
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Where are the huge knockers and why are her feet covered up???
UnBoxPHD@UnBoxPHD
Queen Markia on Elden Ring Set!
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@AsiborTimothy He would have gotten his ass beaten while Thragg did that to the rest of humanity
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@CalesLehkyCharm @ZavvyGamer Scaring off your date is just being a bitch
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@ZavvyGamer What did you expect? Former military? Absolutely. He did right by you that day. Good dads are an incredibly rare breed. I applaud the man. Well done sir, my hat is off to you.
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When I was 15 yo, this 16 yo guy asked me on a date. He was so cute. Like, All-American boy type. I was smitten.
My parents went to drop me off at the restaurant…
And then decided at the last second they wanted to join us.
With 4 of my siblings with them.
And then my 20+ years in the military father proceeded to grill this poor boy like he’d asked to marry me or something. For over an hour.
There was no second date.
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@HanaTsukino13 @CarcinogenSDA Leon spends the entire game shooting himself witg green herb juice 😭
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@CarcinogenSDA No wonder she was sweet talking with Leon. But in all seriousness I couldn't imagine the pain Leon was in if Sherry was taking that and was functioning. I doubt he had any time for medication
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reminder that throughout Requiem, our girl was higher than giraffe pussy
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This is how you give vitamin pills to your pigeon.
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@FilmThePoliceLA I remember a story from the early 2010s about a guy DDoSing the Church of Scientology. A few months later, the feds showed up at his mom's house and gave him a year in jail and ordered him to pay $20,000 to the church. So I hope y'all know what you're doing.
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Scientology seems to have their hands full.
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@atheteenten @fishPointer Powertoys is actually pretty good, it fixes so much shit that Microsoft refuses to fix
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@fishPointer Now I have to use a shitty software « powertoys » to remap it to right control
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@AmusedToDeath1 So all of a sudden some blokes are tweeting "Believe Women"
Adam believed Eve and here we are🤡🤡🤡
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in 1982 Titanic survivor Ruth Becker was giving an interview where she stated the ship broke in two. The treasurer of the Titanic Historical Society actually took the microphone away from her and said she had been mistaken. 3 years later they found the wreck broken in 2
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@lemonogatari how are you sure they won't fail? not a knock on how you do shit because it's awesome asf just wondering
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"I rip raw anime files and when I run out of space I buy another 4TB harddrive"
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No fucking way thank you random kind stranger
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Today I learned why I don’t do stupid things like burping for perverts.
Some guy gave me 110 USD just to burp in a call, and I found it funny cause it was easy money to help me with the new apartment I moved into
Now my PayPal has 2 disputes to fully refund him, I’m rlly upset. That money was for food, and I even spent a little to get art for future merch :(
I learned my lesson though, PayPal will be in the negatives for a tiny bit now :/
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This is retconning Minions lore. In the Minions movie it was revealed that between Napoleon's invasion of Russia in 1812 and 1968 the entire population of Minions were in a Siberian cave. This was a workaround so they didn't help Hitler, which is now back on the table
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ is set in the 1920s and is described as a “celebration of the birth of cinema.”
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@ITARviolation math says invest
human says sleep better
most people pick sleep
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@xxmitchxx389 @kojimahead No the fuck they don't, there is a reason if the series died the more rpg it became
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@kojimahead All AC games need to be an RPG game, in order to be successful. Since the Black Flag Remake is not going to be an RPG, it’s going to FAIL!!! This is a FACT!!!!
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