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my nervous system works so well like im literally nervous all the time

American crowds don’t deserve these sets. Bring Bieber and Sabrina to glasto asap

Which ocean do astronauts go over before re entering into earth? There’s just an ocean full of discarded rocket pieces somewhere

Until it rains and ur hairline starts melting down ur face

How at 9am on a Monday are you already gassing out the workplace with your BO

@cal_optimal Making the most out of these longer day light hours already, we love to see it

A night solo camping. Go explore your country son.

@SandyofSuffolk And let me guess it’ll be costing us a bomb to make the app

Spain, Cyprus, Australia, all cutting taxes on fuel and energy to help their citizens. The UK. We're getting an app. 🙄😬😡

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

I fear this meningitis scare is a scam. They were awarded funding for meningitis b vaccines in may 2025. They’re fear mongering to get a good uptake. Meningitis B cases in 2025 were similar to what is being seen now. Don’t be fooled by these news reports

Can not be arsed in the slightest with meningitis, put a dome over the south and call it a day

I can smell the banana bread already

Notice how much easier it is to drag yourself out of bed now it’s not pitch black at 8am still

this daylight is in fact saving me

Choosing WW3 instead of arresting the rich pedophiles was a wild choice.

on my way to dubai because flights & hotels are 70% off

HMRC waiting for the first wave of Dubai millionaires to touch down in the UK..

It’s sooo weird when soap actors leave the show but the directors don’t wanna kill the character so they just swap the actor for a look a like and carry it on like nothing happened

Chlamydia would be a cute baby girl name if it didn’t mean what it means

How long before they capitalise on the files and make Epstein’s island a tourist attraction?

Jefferys cronies are out living their best lives while our courts decide what we should be calling oat milk