joe
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@fanocs Bro leave my agents alone!!!💀🤣🤣
Sell every terminal new terminal you get tho,
Buy Genesis terminals next month, Be up 2x in the next 3 months.
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⚠️ DON’T LOSE MONEY CHASING DEAD HAND GLOVES HYPE ⚠️
The new Dead Hand Gloves just became marketable…
And prices are already getting pushed higher than many expected.
Here’s how I’m playing it:
1. Not opening terminals
Leave that to gamblers and speculators.
2. Farming weekly drops
I play every week, sell the terminal immediately, and stack everything else long-term.
3. Not buying gloves
I’d actually be a seller here.
Dilution risk + opportunity cost is real.
4. Rotating into better opportunities
I’m focused on cases right now — best risk/reward in 2026.
5. Taking profits
Some assets (like agents) have run hard and look overheated.
Nobody ever went broke taking profits.
We’re likely 1–2 months away from another Armory refresh, which could present new investing opportunities across the board.
Stick to your plan. Execute.
Bookmark this.

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New merch and signed editions of @NoahKahan's The Great Divide on vinyl and CD are now available on his store, pre-order while supplies last! store.noahkahan.com



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@CFC_XI @xGPhilosophy Nothin to do with xG mate which is the topic of conversation
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@fizzmufc @xGPhilosophy Practically the same goal? Kvara shot straight at the keeper and he let it go in …
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@EmeritusTolu @xGPhilosophy Okay so it takes into account factors that may or may not happen and therefore it’s a flawed system and them having less than 1xG with the goals they created is mental
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@fizzmufc @xGPhilosophy Chelsea defenders slid, it's about the same chance as Enzo, but xG knows the defenders MOSTLY slides and it calculates it BASED on that.
And that's why a 10 yard shot with a sea of bodies in front will still have a lower xG than a 25 yard counter attack with only the goalie left
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@EmeritusTolu @xGPhilosophy So you’re saying the almost 3.5x in xG is warranted? People are acting like Kvara’s goal is near on impossible to score 😭 you see that sorta goal every week in the pl lol
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@fizzmufc @xGPhilosophy Enzo is wide open
Kwara has 3 men in front of him who could slide and block.
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@fugazeyfugazi @xGPhilosophy ‘Round the body shot’ I don’t think you’ve played it either mate
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@fizzmufc @xGPhilosophy coming onto the ball in space to play a 12 yard pass side footed anywhere he wants vs a round the body shot past two defenders are the same goal? don't think you've played the game!
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@IM_Replik @xGPhilosophy It’s easier, sure, but it isn’t 3.5x easier, there’s defenders in front of him yes but there’s also a massive gap to the left of them
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@fizzmufc @xGPhilosophy Way easier shot, much more space for Enzo to shoot it in and the keeper is in a worse position to save it, Kvara has 2 defenders in front of him and the ball directly deflected from the keeper, much more probability of getting saved or intercepted overall.
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@GrimyRannarr @EPICLAN there was a few rentals up for grabs but EpicLan clashes with a couple events - either come to UK or go to Portugal where the weather is lush

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Confirmed HLTV/VRS for @EPICLAN 47, question is, how many games?
EPIC.LAN 45, having 12 teams, will not be repeated, as that was a bit mental, but I don't think it will go back to just the top 4. I assume they will repeat the same as the top 6 as EPIC 46 was. Bear in mind, there has been a bump in the prize pool, and this will help teams gain extra points.
As of now, there aren't any international teams signed up, and only @8sinsesports and @TheLastResort hold a VRS rank. This could negatively affect the number of games covered.
EPIC.LAN has a barrier to entry due to the BYOC factor, which makes it just way more expensive and difficult for teams. There are so many LANs popping up now that are easier and cheaper to attend, which is probably why no international teams have signed up.

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@CharlieMurphy50 In stock on Amazon too mate, just got some clear intermediate with next day delivery
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