Nicky Borrill

@GrahamRobertO @NoContextBrits I always knew living in the Peak District / Derbyshire had its advantages... I'm headed up Mam Tor if this comes our way....

There are two imminent events. 1) The Great European Tsunami will hit from the SW at a height of 75'. 2) The cyclic Great GLOBAL Catastrophe of 4Q26/1Q27 which will have 500' ocean sloshing. Followed by a one foot per day ocean sea level rise to 675' by the end of 2028. Here is what it will look like at the end of 2028.

What are you doing in this situation?

Erm... Why is there mold, or something nasty resembling mold, in my chicken nugget.... @McDonaldsUK I ate half of it before realising... :(

@SoCal360 And if people can't afford £10 for the train to bedford, then they definitely cannot afford Universal!!!

@SoCal360 Only if it takes you an hour and a half to get to St Pancras (which is bollocks, it never has and never will.)

@TweetKosii If they can't afford a train to Bedford, then they definitely can't afford Universal!

Yes, the theme park with a dedicated train station will be difficult to access despite millions of people finding their way to butfuck nowhere in Staffordshire for Alton Towers every year… without any direct bus or rail links within an 8 mile walk 💀

@JAMIN1988 @glastonbury @StanleyDonwood @emilyeavis No... No we're not. You've clearly never been... This is a 'first poster' there's about 950 names still to come ffs 🤣

Here is the first Glastonbury Festival 2025 line-up poster. Many more acts and attractions still to be announced. Poster: @StanleyDonwood