Michelle Emily

Writing cover letters feels soooo "ever since i was a little boy, i knew i wanted to be an administrative assistant when i grew up"

For years we’ve been told that women are the ones who want marriage and babies, while men want to be single and free. But for some bizarre reason, now that more women are choosing to stay single and child-free, a surprising number of men are getting very angry about this..

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to be this awful.

So this has actually worked remarkably better than any SSRI I’ve ever tried. #HarryStyles #KissAllTheTimeDiscoOccasionally

First in my bloodline to treat marriage as optional

he knew nothing but pain and suffering yet he chose love

"The joke was distasteful and unfortunate...Now I have to sit in front of you...and explain someone else's behavior. It's not my responsibility." - @TeamUSA captain and Torrent forward Hilary Knight on the call and joke by President Donald Trump.

I can’t help but notice that the “save women’s sports” crowd has been awfully quiet since Trump mocked the US women’s hockey team, to the apparent delight of the men’s team. It’s almost as if they don’t actually care about women’s sports at all.

I actually think somehow winning a gold medal and then going "let me share this moment with Kash Patel" is more deeply embarrassing than not winning at all

Looks like I never liked anything in the first place. Whoops 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

*sigh* takes back my likes for anything related to the US men’s hockey team.

This is why I watch women’s sports because I am never disappointed by their actions or character outside of the sport.

The US men's hockey team won gold but ended up being the biggest losers at the Olympics.

unfortunately this is just proof that most men do not view women as equals even on a stage where they earned the exact same thing as them. and arguably did it better.

This photo from above of Alysa’s last spin… woah

I think one thing to know about your 30s is that if you’re alone and childfree/dogfree and not career-obsessed, most of your friends will be too busy for you and you’ll have to get real comfortable doing the things you want to do by yourself

first in my bloodline to be chronically online

I have no idea who this woman is, but I hope she knows that so many of us are proud of her and praying for her protection.

@johnnebee Exactly 😂😂😂

@flagggirl She listening to wrong songs ! A nun 😂

Same person just told me that she saw the translated version of bad bunny’s songs… her only comment was.. his songs were nasty… Im feeling like su novio no le mama el culo 😅