Your Flatmate

Ooh, chrome. Shiny.

@tonadilla The new macbook is shiny. :D

@pdub Woo! I'm on googlemaps! Does that mean i'm famous?

Need to run downstairs and get jeans off the clothesline. Just showered and am wearing only boxer shorts. Hope my @flatmate doesnt see.

Yes, made it without being seen. Or photographed (I think). Shower needs cleaning, will do it next time, i'm running late.

Following people based on realtime search of my name (flatmate) I am not a bot, i am a real person with a heart, a soul, but no brain.

Maybe i should have gone with 'roommate' instead of 'flatmate'. What do you guys say more often?

@fraserdenholm Thats where my cheese went!

@Lily_Green I think i heard that too. It wasnt me, i swear!

@greg_i Explains 'everything' ey? Care to elaborate, or define? :P

Oops, looks like i left the front door unlocked when i went out before. Nothing stolen. Dont think i'll mention this to my @flatmate.

@serengetisunset It can! Will make your digestive system work magically fast! Great food there though.

@greg_i Haha, sorry about that. I'm not YOUR flatmate. Well, i am. I'm everyones flatmate. By the way, whose turn is it for the washing up?

Yay. The internet works again! Tip: If you spill beer into your router, it will work again if placed in freezer overnight then blow dried.

Although i dont recommend this.

@blablake Its ok, macbooks are tough. I didnt realise it was a WHOLE beer though.

Wow, a whole 24hours since my last update. I dont know why that is, its not like i was doing anything productive.

@ewnlxndrcmrn I agree. Whales are dumb. They beach themselves all the time. They dont seem to realise the ocean is the best place for them.

@mseasons You're welcome :) Just dont bring it back in a similar condition.

Wow, new twitter homepage looks very nice!