Melanie Seasons

🚨 If you sign one petition today, make it this one Jude @carbontaxwalk has walked 200 miles to support a petition calling for a carbon tax debate in Parliament – and it needs 100,000 signatures TODAY. #MakePollutersPay for their emissions! 📝👇 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/5746…

@JustEatUK any help with order 1174191861? Placed an hour ago and driver still not assigned. Estimated delivery was supposed to be 21:25-21:45

And in next month's @StylistMagazine: "We're also really sorry about how gelato shops have been sexually harassing poodles recently". Seriously though, this advertorial is basically feminism buzzword bingo.

@cakedandgreen @RoyalMail Stephanie. Totally.

When the @RoyalMail postman puts a 'sorry we missed you' card in your letter box at 8:30 while you're in the next room, doesn't knock or ring the doorbell, marks it 9:30 and drives off within seconds... 😡

@DomW You know what's even more annoying? The date says yesterday and I got the note this morning! I was also in yesterday all day and at 9:30 I was eating breakfast within eyeshot of the door... 😡😡😡😡

@CateSevilla You need Doritos for Women! 😏 independent.co.uk/life-style/foo…

Climate change is real. It's time to power your life differently. (Sound on for 🤘)

@DomW @OVOEnergy @uncommon_LDN Can't take all the credit! Brand team totally knocked it out of the park with this one. Now if it goes crazy on social...

Beyond excited to share our latest work! Pats on the back for the @OVOEnergy team and @uncommon_LDN. Definitely some positive energy in the office this morning 😎 campaignlive.co.uk/article/ovo-en…

Overheard through locked door: "Don't they know I'm the f--- President!?" POTUS displeased at resistance. #resist

I need to tone down the cheesy grin... twitter.com/OMGrenegade/st…

@GWRHelp Hi, If Swindon/Bath is closed, does that mean Paddington to Bristol Temple Meads isn't running? Can't find a definitive answer! Thx

Ok, so yeah - we did one too. :D twitter.com/OVOEnergy/stat…

On the plus side, the #SMWiBristol panel went very well. Thanks to @tanyacroft1 @peterkin and @DanPanes for the lively discussion!

Phone. completely. dead. warranty. expired.

@zuffle one time, a woman on the phone said, 'Hi Emma. No, I'm not sure if I'm on the quiet carriage.' Guy behind me yelled 'YOU ARE' 😂

@reyes thanks! You're forgiven though - I've only been here two months. It's fab working for the nice guy 👍

@DaveParkinson @SaraKeeg Dave - you should totally switch! ovoenergy.com/refer

What is it about the quiet carriage that people don't understand? Last three times:📱🎶⁉📢 shut it!