Melanie Seasons

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Melanie Seasons

@mseasons

Catford massive. Loves chocolate-covered pretzels.

London Katılım Mart 2007
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Greenhouse Communications (inactive)
Greenhouse Communications (inactive)@GreenhouseComms·
🚨 If you sign one petition today, make it this one Jude @carbontaxwalk has walked 200 miles to support a petition calling for a carbon tax debate in Parliament – and it needs 100,000 signatures TODAY. #MakePollutersPay for their emissions! 📝👇 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/5746…
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Greenhouse Communications (inactive)@GreenhouseComms

Jude is fighting to make sure that a carbon tax policy is discussed in Parliament – and the petition needs 100,000 signatures to make it happen. Sign below to support Jude's @carbontaxwalk campaign, and make big polluters pay 👇 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/5746…

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Melanie Seasons@mseasons·
@JustEatUK any help with order 1174191861? Placed an hour ago and driver still not assigned. Estimated delivery was supposed to be 21:25-21:45
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Melanie Seasons@mseasons·
And in next month's @StylistMagazine: "We're also really sorry about how gelato shops have been sexually harassing poodles recently". Seriously though, this advertorial is basically feminism buzzword bingo.
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When the @RoyalMail postman puts a 'sorry we missed you' card in your letter box at 8:30 while you're in the next room, doesn't knock or ring the doorbell, marks it 9:30 and drives off within seconds... 😡
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@DomW You know what's even more annoying? The date says yesterday and I got the note this morning! I was also in yesterday all day and at 9:30 I was eating breakfast within eyeshot of the door... 😡😡😡😡
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OVO@OVOEnergy·
Climate change is real. It's time to power your life differently. (Sound on for 🤘)
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Rogue POTUS Staff
Rogue POTUS Staff@RoguePOTUSStaff·
Overheard through locked door: "Don't they know I'm the f--- President!?" POTUS displeased at resistance. #resist
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Melanie Seasons@mseasons·
@GWRHelp Hi, If Swindon/Bath is closed, does that mean Paddington to Bristol Temple Meads isn't running? Can't find a definitive answer! Thx
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Melanie Seasons@mseasons·
Phone. completely. dead. warranty. expired.
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@zuffle one time, a woman on the phone said, 'Hi Emma. No, I'm not sure if I'm on the quiet carriage.' Guy behind me yelled 'YOU ARE' 😂
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Melanie Seasons@mseasons·
@reyes thanks! You're forgiven though - I've only been here two months. It's fab working for the nice guy 👍
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What is it about the quiet carriage that people don't understand? Last three times:📱🎶⁉📢 shut it!
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