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I just watched the new ep of Rick and Morty, and genuinely, I think this season is shaping up to be one of the best seasons in years. 6 awesome episodes back to back, and it's been *very* consistent. It's awesome to actually *look forward* to new episodes each week again

@nocontextmemes "oh no my steak is too juicy my lobster is too buttery" ahh

I watched Toy Story 5 and kinda liked it actually

ever since I tried meth the other night this song has lowkey been my anthem

Green Day - Geek Stink Breath

@StarWhovian the phrase I would use would be "fucking annihilated"

Do you think Russell T Davies has DESTROYED his Doctor Who legacy? 🤔

@sijuagain i do it all the time

would you keep tweeting with 0 likes?

@HoopsCrave yeah it's called meth

Pfizer has reportedly developed a vaccine that can cure heartbreak in just 5 minutes.

GTA 6 will allow players to connect their Spotify account and listen to their own playlists while driving.

@nocontextmemes mac from always sunny ahh

@keepcryingtome did this with my friend the other day and he came before I could even ask what I wanted from him

u can lowkey get anything you want from ur guy friends if u put ur feet on their lap and rub their bulge while asking

@quotetoponder ye

STOP exploring the ocean we all know what water is thanks there is no single thing in there i wanna see We found EVERYTHING that taste good 1. crab🦀2. fried shrimp🦐 12,301,320 undiscovered jelly fish go to hell

15 years ago, paramore released ‘the only exception’

This is genuinely psychotic, I can't believe Disney let them do this "joke"

@tunechistark superman

Let’s go