Felicity Splatt

@futureislands fantastic poster!

Just announced some new shows this summer! See you out there. Presale starts April 4 at 9am PT. PW: TREEWAVE future-islands.com/shows

My favourite (if controversial) summer barbecue hack is to buy a half loaf of bread and get them to run it through the slicer lengthways instead of sideways. It produces a sausage-sized piece of bread that makes for perfect “sausage in bread”. You’re welcome.

@dontattempt I wish we could nip this in the butt

Great thread - the whole kit and cavoodle

@VicRoads this is overreach, and the Road Safety Act 1986 should be changed

When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

@planetearthx2 @dontattempt beautiful colours!

canceling plans is not ok. putting yourself first is not ok. nothing is ok. you should always feel guilty about yourself. you should always assume you are disappointing someone. you are a bad person.

@AllDanAllDay I know a guy like this

My friend just posted this on his story and it has me fucking rolling

As for John Barilaro using the word "trauma" to describe what he has experienced, fuck right off mate.

brutal hippo attack caught on camera

Tag yourselves, we're all of them x 🎨 Artwork: Roger Hargreaves #LittleMissFoundThisBugOutsideCanWeKeepIt #LittleMiss

An agreement, signed today, between Australia and the United States will see greater international research collaboration in areas related to renewable energy, electricity grids, hydrogen and plastic waste. csiro.au/en/news/News-r… @bronfox @DrLarryMarshall @NREL

No one will remember: - how many commits you made - your thoughtful code reviews - the number of tickets closed They will remember: - that *one* time you lost all customer prod data and the company had to shut down You can’t win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dan "Chris Bowen in one meeting has done more to secure our energy future than the previous government did in 9 years" #auspol