🥝 kiwi

@taskmasterfan Of course he does 😔.!Speaking of allegations/rumours, did you like my previous tweet because you had someone in mind? If so I’d be interested to see if it’s the same one because I feel like I’m going crazy, no one else seems to know

@flightlessbord he has allegations / rumours of his own too

Another thing to add to the discourse, Matt Lucas being buddy buddy with D*vid w*lliams is not great

Guys apparently they put Chloe in a team with Matt and Richard, this is not a drill

The worst thing is that he is one of many (blanks) that we have no way of identifying

There is a certain person who people want on taskmaster that I am dreading ever getting booked, because somehow I found out some info that seems to have been wiped from the internet. I really hope they aren’t booked for TM 23

@roselikesremy Was any of it good?

well this is fucking horrendous why on earth have they made half of these bookings

The taskmaster 22 lineup is… something. Get more niche comedians on! And if you must get well established people, at least make them ones who aren’t going to piss people off with their history of bigotry

Movies where a character embarrasses themselves are worse than getting shot. I genuinely have to pause the movie to do a lap around my living room so that I don't jump off a building. Second-hand embarrassment is agony untold.

This is what I feel like writing cover letters

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly? DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion? DAD: No, son… we’re in sects

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

@barryroyco That’s honestly par for the course. Was Tommy in any cut ones? Also wtf happened to Chloe? (Not that I’m complaining)

@flightlessbord they cut the best pretapes and one sketch that i actually liked but that’ll def be on youtube. the other two i can think of werent great so i get cutting them

out of the 3 pretapes they aired my least favorite

@barryroyco The had so much content omg, do you think the ones that aired were the best representation of the show? Or did they cut some good ones?

@flightlessbord at least 5 that i can think of off the top of my head

@barryroyco How many sketches got cut? Apparently a lot? I’m sad about Tommy screentime 😔

@flightlessbord jane/veronika song which was my fav, and a jaj one making fun of the tmobile commercials which was SO funny

@nhlmcavoy Wait what does this mean

i know tommy brennan speedran being starstruck, doing his best to direct the hugheses, and then giving up and accepting they’re terrible actors in like less than an hour

I dreamt up a color that doesn't exist. It's a pigment of my imagination.

both are realistic in that they’re wasting water

My son is watching his first Super Bowl. He just said “Daddy, why don’t both teams just share the trophy and be friends?” He’s 17. His teachers are really worried about him.