Fredrik Lindgren

@TRONITY_IO Hello, any update on when you will be able to support Mercedes-Benz again? I would sign up in an heartbeat if I could just add my car!

@FilmstadenAB Hej, nåt är knasigt med er web-sida. Det går inte att köpa biljetter?! Ser inget på er hemsida om planerade arbeten.

@thiagoo_vaz I always aim to please, however I'm not quite sure what service of mine that is not up to tour expectations. 😁

@NetflixNordic @AnotherLifeNet Pretty psyched to see the new series today. Supposedly available Thursday, it's now well into Thursday and still nothing but the trailers are available?! Timezones is complicated I guess...

@TheDivisionGame Got my build/gear to a level where I think I can pull my weight in the new Discovery raid mode. 30 minutes later and the queue has advanced 9(!) places... I don't get it, that's 3 teams right there!? What is the matchmaking algo looking for?!

Dear news organizations of the internet: never the fuck ever do I want to watch a video instead of read the article I clicked on. I don't care if it's related to the article or not. I am not interested in unexpected noise coming from a web page. Knock it the fuck off.

At 9.6Gbps of sustained RX traffic Linux uses 38% of utilized CPU just to send ACK's. TCP is funny.

"How hard can syncing a freaking clock be? I could implement that in an hour." *looks at the NTP protocol* "You knew nothing, Jon Snow."

@SwiftOnSecurity Tell that to the Skype for Business team...

DOS leads to Windows, Windows leads to suffering.

Report on TLS in Sweden – kirei.se/tls/ #tls #httpseverywhere #merakrypto

The irony of distributed systems is that data loss is really easy but deleting data is surprisingly hard.

The American date format, created by me it was.

@MYSADCAT My cat is sad because it has finally registered that she does in-fact have the worst aim in all of Europe.

People ask me why I like Twitter. Here's one reason:

RT @silviuardelean: The Debugging Six Stages #debugging #programming #epic < ring any bells? #devopsnd

Tomorrow: @HouseOfCards. No spoilers, please.

My cat is sad because he called a faceless corporation and was told "your call is important to us", but it was a lie.

Are DNS Amplification attacks on their way out? Time to monitor other protocols more closely!

One of these UIs is a Ferrari California, the other is a Chrysler Town & Country. (thx @scottbrooks)