Wizmo ⏳
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Wizmo ⏳
@flipDelver
the party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. it was their final, most essential command

This level of frenzied mania over the latest NPC slop drop toy is so bleak to witness. Mind you, this will end up in a landfill in a month or less. Grown women btw.


BREAKING: President Trump says his administration will contact the person who published the article "leaking" that the second US F-15E pilot was missing on Friday. Trump says the author of this article will "go to jail" if they do not release the name of the person who leaked this information.



What was called an Iranian regime conspiracy theory has now been confirmed by the President of the united States. Not only were the Iranian “protestors” violent, they were armed with “a lot” of guns given to them by the United States.







This post includes several figures of speech, including metonymy, hyperbole, metaphor and irony. A little gem that is written to mystify the intellectually impoverished.







I can promise you President Trump is not the one who posted this. Something is up!














