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@AB84 Who else am I going to get good advice from?

Be honest Do you talk to yourself?

@AB84 Yes

Be totally honest. Has prayer ever truly worked in your life?

@dom_lucre Soulja boy was before his time.

🔥🚨JUST STOLE: It has been reported that Chinese citizens have access to a device that lets them kiss lips attached to their phones so they can feel like they are kissing whoever they are talking to. These lips use sensors and records the other person's kissing noises to allow people to feel as if they are kissing their loved one in real-life.

@JoelKatz Some would say the concentration would be of one that is known to LOCK IN 🔒

My hair was really crazy.

@chargers please… show mercy. Sign me to protect 10. #boltup

@JoelKatz what would be your perfect meal?

@binance The plumbing of crypto.

DARE OF THE DAY 😈 Explain your favorite coin without saying its name once.

@JoelKatz Although strawberry has its time, I could flip to pistachio ice cream currently.

Now that I'm retired, I can spend my time thinking about deep and important things. Today, I thought about strawberry ice cream.

@JoelKatz @Bird_XRPL What’s you choice of elixer? Vodka, whiskey, rum, bourbon, gin or other?

I wonder how drunk @JoelKatz is right now that he doesn’t have to go to work tomorrow 👀 *expecting a funny reply back*

@JoelKatz @0xzak

@0xzak Here's Dan trying to break XRPL's consensus design in-between Taquitos from 7-Eleven.

Dan Kaminsky was this legendary security researcher and privacy advocate, like genuinely one of the best hackers in the world. He was famous for finding a critical flaw in the entire DNS system that could of broken the internet. In 2011 he decided to take a serious look at the Bitcoin source code because he figured it was probably full of holes. Like some anonymous person releasing financial software had to have screwed something up somewhere right. So he started attacking it, looking for vulnerabilities, the kind of stuff he did professionally. He found like nine different potential exploits, ways to flood the network, break the validation logic, mess with timestamps, stuff like that. And every single one had already been quietly patched. Quietly without fanfare, before Kaminsky even looked. Satoshi had apparently thought through attack vectors that only a handful of people in the world would have even considered. Kaminsky came away genuinely shook, he gave interviews about how whoever wrote this was goated, like not amateur good but deeply deeply sophisticated. It's weird because Satoshi usually gets talked about in these mythical terms but this was a concrete case of one of the best security minds on earth trying to break the thing and finding out someone already anticipated him at every turn. Kaminsky died in 2021 and never found out who Satoshi was. So basically one of the only people actually qualified to evaluate how good the code was tried his hardest to break it and just couldn't.

@JoelKatz Just took my boy to see Santa

This is Fava 30 seconds after he learned about ice cream.

@BinanceUS As do I.

who wants an early christmas gift? 🎅

@TheFFBallers Theo Johnson or Colby Parkinson #makingbutteronTuesday

IT'S PLAYOFF TIME! 🏈 🏆 Have a question for the Ballers?

@SleeperHQ Tyrod got me -0.76

A lot of big names on here for the most important week of fantasy 😬

@JoelKatz Halo, Plez halp me thx. ☺️

Seriously?!

@moonpay Magikarp or Steelix

so what’s your favorite Pokémon?

@DeepPocketMnstr Ayyy I’m walkin here

Yo — what? 😙

AJ Barner sneaks in the score! Congrats to the 4.1% of managers who started him! (Condolences to the Kenneth Walker III and Zach Charbonnet managers)

@JoelKatz @Starlink Hey man, I hope you have a safe flight.

First time on a plane with @Starlink WiFi. It is awesome. 175 Mbps down, 20 Mbps up, measured from my phone. And I'm probably sharing with 100 people.